Dan B ♔

@JmcInTheMiddle Not looking for anything for the ticket mate

@Dan97___ How much mate

Got a spare ticket for today’s game against Bournemouth if anyone’s looking

@xMissEmmaCe Oh go on then

@SimShergz Don’t remind me

Never thought I’d be so thrilled to find out who the secret traitor is, but here I am

@annaawhu Bad decision for you to suffer that loss in this Baltic weather

Braving it, come onnnn lads ⚒️

@SimShergz I respect the hustle tbf

Only thing dry about Jan is my bank balance

@Official_Sean4 He’s just a more mobile Sterling…. Why we keep doing business with Chelsea I’ll never know. We could’ve just paid an extra 20 mill and got Rodrygo, or better yet, the striker the club actually wants to sign

50 million for a second choice rw, a poor second (at best) choice left winger, with very few standout stats last season, and doesn’t even count as home grown. This makes genuinely no sense to me.

Sigh

The UK weather is like women, bipolar.

@SimShergz Killing people might help

Monday be Mondaying

Red card lol, disgraceful decision

Eastenders I am ready for you x

Wearing shorts in this weather to avoid getting a cold >>

Right @McDonaldsUK do us a favour and put the rest of the M on….

@SimShergz Prop hunt just came out so I might not get a 2nd gold gun until the new year 🙃

@SimShergz Mate im sat on 1 poxy gold XM4 🤣

Is it acceptable to put your Christmas tree up this early

DAVID RAYA WHAT A KEEPER