David Stapleton

@MrJamesMay Great Aunt Lucy!!!!! 😱😱😱

A mouse got into our kitchen. I have murdered it. My inner Buddhist is appalled.

@waleshighnews @WalesHigh @WHS_PEDept Fantastic effort Girls! 👏👏👏👏

History made! 🏆Our U15 girls are the first in @WalesHigh history to reach the English Schools Cup final! Resilient, determined, unstoppable. 💪⚽👏 Congrats girls #WalesWay

@JeremyClarkson Unfortunately I am still drinking the wrong beer but even in the dark, I am still supporting my local pub!

@MrJamesMay Excellent! Is one still the Proxxon?

@DaveStapleton1 I have two.

@MrJamesMay Would you consider 2 lathes an indulgence? #lathebores

@MrNickKnowles Just reading Andy Farrells autobiography and it’s fascinating to see how the I RFU functions. The RFU could do worse than read it! I don’t blame Borthwick - he can only work under the constraints imposed upon him.

Can I just say you may have an opinion on how England are playing, as I do but abuse towards coach Borthwick isn’t OK He’s been a dedicated servant to England rugby both as a player & coach I guarantee he cares deeply. You can have an opinion on his tactics without being abusive

@JeremyClarkson I did wonder!

No wait. They’ve brought climate change into it. As you were.

@EnglandRugby Congratulations to Italy for a fantastic performance. However this should be a catalyst for COMPLETE reform of the @RFU starting with a clear out in the boardroom, scrap the play abroad and your not eligible rule and a new approach to grassroots rugby.

@MrNickKnowles @IamAustinHealey The problem runs deeper than the coaching Nick. It starts in the boardroom. Too much arrogance and pursuit of money. Time for a clear out IMHO.

@IamAustinHealey Firstly congrats Italy and Scotland on magnificent performances Now to England Given the player pool, the facilities and the talent available - what other than coaching is responsible for the last three performances?

EMBARRASSED BY Italy

It would be a FAB 105th birthday pressie for WW2 vet Colin Bell to get his memoir BLOODY DANGEROUS into bestseller list. So please buy it! rt for chance to win my PERSONAL pre-publication proof-copy which Colin will sign for you! Or join us on 11th March for a chat! Link below.

Had a brilliant time at @WalesHigh taking part in the interview of sixth form students. It is a great privilege to be part of this evening again & the students are an absolute credit to the school.

@MrJamesMay You forgot “you know” after

Princess Anne had one of those.

@SixNationsRugby Jammy sod!

Catherine, Princess of Wales, has the honour of sitting next to Fin Baxter for England versus Ireland! #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

#ENGvIRE And people ask me why I’ve stopped going to Twickenham! I use the money it costs to sponsor my local grassroots club @dinnington1xv

@MrJamesMay I preferred my XKR but I do like the XJS.

The XJ-S is the best Jaaag ever made. Braced and ready.

@JohnNicholRAF @TheVCCEO Excellent! I shall look forward to reading this John. Is it possible to pre order yet?

@TheVCCEO glad you are enjoying it. Do bung a review on amazon. And look out for the new one, out in May....😂

Reading the magnificent "The Unknown Warrior" by @JohnNicholRAF for some research. Superbly detailed account and a fascinating read!

@MrNickKnowles Hatred? To quote @Nigelrefowens This is not soccer!

How brilliant is this - that’s rugby right there - from a Scot’s legend too

@MarkOrmrod Hobby engineering. It is something that has always interested me and I decided it was time to learn.

What’s the #1 skill you’re working on improving right now?

@MarkOrmrod @GBNEWS Very! 🤣 Be great if it caught on though. Btw, I was working for Tony Eaton yesterday & sends his best wishes.

@DaveStapleton1 @GBNEWS It’s a wild concept isn’t it

Green Party set to hold vote on legalising HEROIN in bid to make 'more inclusive' society gbnews.com/politics/green…

@MarkOrmrod @GBNEWS If only Mark! Imagine that? A member of the Armed Forces in charge of defence, a Doctor in charge of the NHS, a Teacher in charge of education and someone who can add up at No11!

@GBNEWS How do morons like this get into these positions. Can we please just have qualified, sane people in charge