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@TheFeralWitchy Good on you for sticking up for your son like you did. Having a go at a kid just for riding his bike on some grass. fkn hell man. Some people need to remember we were all children once.
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Yesterday this Karen decides to traumatise my son!
Driving round filming him!
She was concerned he MAY TURF up the grass!
I demanded she removed the footage and called the police! BUT apparently causing alarm and distress to a 9 year old and filming him is not an offence 🤬
@kent_police absolute disgrace!
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A couple of weeks ago I found a cricket on our living room. He wasn’t doing well. He was lying on his back. And that’s never a good thing with creepy crawlers. So, I pushed him over onto his tummy and left for Jiu jitsu.
When I returned, he was on his back again. So I pushed him into his tummy. His antennae were moving around. Still alive and kicking. I looked up what crickets ate. I figured, he got stuck inside and is prolly starving to death. When I saw that they were opportunistic eaters and could pretty much eat anything I put a small leaf of spinach on the floor right under his head. He moved toward it and his mouth seemed to be working.
I went upstairs to bed. The next morning I came downstairs, certain that the little guy had expired. To my surprise both he and the little leaf were gone.
Last night I heard a couple crickets behind the kitchen trashcan. I set a small piece of broccoli on the floor and went upstairs to sleep.
The broccoli was gone the next morning.
What do you think?
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@NUFCgallowgate I hope they don't want to use drones to film training sessions. Probably not allowed in that area.
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@RobertJSalvador @donwinslow He was safely clear of the car and fired off another two shots.
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Hey @grok, remove everyone but keep the best player in Premier League history.
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Who should stand up for @MoSalah to sit?
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@jaokojohnmark @SusieM414141 It’s a pickup truck you can’t get in through the rear glass
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@CrystalHope1979 I was okay with everything until the beans were poured on. Why the hell are there beans on a breakfast sandwich? Very criminal
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