David 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈

Mr. Trump, believe me, the safest way to win wars is not starting any. Leave the world in peace. Thank you. elperiodico.com/es/noticias/in…

If I broke into your house and stole what’s under your bed, what would I get?

The European strategy for dealing with Trump is now basically the same as dealing with a drunken gobshite at the pub. Don't bother arguing. Just pick up your pint, move to another table and get on with your evening, comfortable in the knowledge he'll either piss himself and pass out or get barred.

@NadineDorries Didn't you disappear for basically months before you finally left parliament?

This man is a joke. Frantically scuttling away from his holiday in Spain - in the middle of local elections - to the Middle East desperate to insert himself into the story as a ‘peacemaker,’ and appear relevant to the outcome. He’s in for a shock ⁦ spectator.com/article/keir-s…

@PhilipProudfoot Spain has condemned it and wants to cut ties with Israel

How can we still live in a world where Israel is allowed to murder hundreds of people, at least 250, — with 100 bombs dropped in 10 minutes across Lebanon — and there is not a single word of condemnation from Western government? How can we live with such abomination?

@oldishbird1 @Iromg And at least the sea wasn't shut

@Iromg Parliament is in recess. When do you expect him to take a holiday. He didn’t go to Timbuktu with no WiFi - he was in Spain a couple of hours away.

What the hell is he doing on holiday in the middle of a crisis? Absolute plank…

@joohunit My sister loved music and concerts. She would go with her daughter to all sorts right up until she died in her 60s

I deleted my previous tweet, but do y’all think it’s weird for a 29 year old to bring their mom to a concert with them? 😭 Like, I genuinely find it fun to take her and she enjoys the concerts, but I lowkey don’t have anyone else to go with

Ladies and gents ....if any of you good folk are around Paddington tonight, specifically in the St Mary's Hospital area, please keep an eye out for the old Geordie guy who is homeless. Poor fella is 71 in May and homeless, we gave him a few quid, poor bloke needs a helping hand

@DamianLow3 It won't happen. It's all in his head. The ramblings of a lunatic.

He’ll be President of two countries? This is not normal and Congress need to stop it.

I love my country just wish farage and co would fuck off out of it

@Ferretgrove I feel the same.

I’m ambivalent towards the Royal Family but honestly, the way the far right are banging on about The King, it’s enough to make me a serious monarchist.

The biggest take from this marmalade scandal is that Priti Patel had unauthorised meetings with the Government of Israel which breached the Ministerial Code.

@DeborahMeaden "Michael is a politician" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Deborah

Michael is a politician and he hasn’t realised these labels can stay exactly as they are…

@IsabelOakeshott Aren't you living in a Muslim country?

THE King is head of the Church of England. He issued Ramadan and Eid messages, but apparently isn’t bothering with Easter this year. What the holy f***? Not ok.

@D4nciingQueen and it has Fado

🇵🇹 Portugal has free healthcare, free education, and zero mass shootings. Oh, and we don’t elect corrupt pedos to represent us. So, no.

Let me explain something to the MAGA crowd, because clearly someone needs to. They seem to think NATO is cosmic room service. You pick up the phone, say “hello, we’re having a bit of a war here,” and thirty-one countries march to your rescue. A continental Uber for military adventures. That is not how it works. Article 5 is a mutual defense clause. The clue is in the word mutual. And it has been triggered exactly once in NATO’s entire history. After September 11. When America was attacked. Not Europe. America. Every NATO member showed up. They went to Afghanistan. They fought. They bled. They died. In America’s war. On America’s behalf. Now imagine they hadn’t. Over 1,100 allied soldiers died in Afghanistan. British, Canadian, German, Danish, Polish. And yes, even Ukrainian soldiers, who had no NATO obligation whatsoever. Gone. Without them, those are American names on those graves. Sons from Ohio. Fathers from Georgia. Kids from Nebraska who never came home. Then there is the money. NATO allies spent over 100 billion dollars on a war that started on American soil. Without that, Washington pays every cent. On top of the 2 to 3 trillion the war already cost. And without allied bases across Europe and Central Asia, American supply lines collapse entirely. Without British forces in Helmand and Canadians in Kandahar, the Taliban reconstitutes in three years instead of ten. The gaps get filled one way. More American deployments. More American coffins arriving at Dover. Afghanistan was bloody. But NATO took the hit. Without them, every single one of those casualties would have had an American name. Trump called allies like these losers. Suckers. If you are a certain kind of broken person, that probably makes sense to you. But for the rest of us, what those soldiers did has a different name. Honor. The bond between men who have been in the same dirt, under the same fire. Between Brits and Americans, Frenchmen and Norwegians, Canadians and Danes. Not a diplomatic relationship. A blood bond. Brotherhood forged in places most people will never see and cannot imagine. In that culture, you do not mock a fallen ally. You do not sneer at the dead. It is the lowest thing a human being can do. Trump did it to a standing ovation. If you are a MAGA supporter travelling to NATO countries, understand this. There are no friendly pats on the back waiting for you. No one will buy you a beer. The governments who share your worldview sit in Minsk, Moscow and Pyongyang. Brutal dictatorships where journalists disappear, elections are theatre and dissent is a medical condition treated in basements. Not London. Not Paris. Not Rome, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Berlin or Ottawa. You have abandoned the open societies, the free press, the rule of law, the places where people actually want to live. You traded the best of civilization for a very small, very dark room. Frankly, it serves you right.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Bbmorg Satan?

Hs Farage ever worked successfully with anyone for any length of time?

@robgarde @helloKi30596224 Please name one....I will wait

@David_Quackers @helloKi30596224 we have loads but the no point in dealing with brain dead morons like you, i take you apart over the eu but you cry and block me, so shut up with the bullshit we have no answers, your the cry babies,

And how has that worked out for the UK? Genuine question.

Donald: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do." Yes, we've heard this from you before.