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@stfukhaleeed Isa 66:11

Losing her is not the problem but her breast bro, her breasts 😭😭😭😭❤️

@I_Cant_Shout @Cbayo09 @imran_services The door is not his to touch

@Cbayo09 @imran_services What if the new landlord decided to plaster the door with cement from his end. 🤣

See what my neighbour is doing, he is constructing rooms and attached them to my fence. So, my fence is now part of his property, i don't get it? The fence i built alone, i called him and ask him to stop He says i don't have the right to tell him what to do on his Land. Atanda, I want to take it up Pls tell me what to do sir

@Cr7Godbrand Aiswear, South American women >>>>

The first day she ever slept over at my place, I left for work and she stayed behind. When I came home, she was in the kitchen cooking. I walked into my room and everything was spotless. She had cleaned the house, done my laundry, and then served me a plate of food. I remember thinking to myself, women like this still exist? She’s beautiful, successful, and well put together, so it surprised me even more that she still carried that traditional femininity and warmth. Six months later, I proposed to her. We’ve been married for five years now, and nothing has changed. She still cooks, keeps the home peaceful, and never brings unnecessary stress into my life. She lets me relax, play my video games, and watch sports. She even started watching soccer with me and reminds me when my games are on. Peace in a man’s life is priceless. I wish every man out there a safe journey in finding a woman like her. I know I did. And I’m never leaving my wife. She’s South American.

@readswithravi I do

Is there anyone else who still favors reading physical books over e-books in 2026?

@wuraa_olaaa It's so funny I've read both Archie tho

This. Or. That

Hello, @faveszn, if you feel your mouth is paining you, or you particularly feel very tired between yesterday and today, I'd love you to know that I am the cause, as I have been streaming your songs non-stop. You can't really blame me as your songs are >>>>.

@0laribiwa Not today

What do we say to the God of death?

😭😭😭who made this

@Soulmedika Few hours to goooooo

Ok, that’s enough X for me today😂

El Mencho has arrived in Hell.

@cruffins_ You're right. I thought I'm the only one who thing these passes, back and forth and unnecessary dribbles is shit

do people genuinely enjoy Rosenior ball?(I'm not even hating)😭😭

If I tell people this, they might think I’m exaggerating, but it actually happened. One fateful day, we went to the zoo. It was my first time ever visiting one. When we got there, I went to the lions’ section. There were about 45 lions inside the cage . I was standing outside, playing around and staring at one of them. Then I threw a small stone into the enclosure and was about to leave. Suddenly, I heard the sound of the gate opening slowly, and I realized I was the only one there. Before I knew it, about five lions had already approached me. I thought to myself, “Wow… what’s going to happen now?” I fought the first five. They scratched my body with their claws but couldn’t penetrate my skin because my body is a temple of God. Then about ten more joined them. That was when I started reciting Psalm 30 and Ayatul Kursiyu repeatedly, along with some incantations. All of a sudden, the lions stopped attacking me and started fighting one another. I quickly passed through them and even waved at them. They were still fighting when I went to call one of the security guards to come and lock the lions back inside.

The last thing you should ever do as a non-Catholic is challenge Catholics with the Bible. We didn’t borrow the Bible from you. We gave you the Bible you use. The canon you quote, the Scriptures you argue with, were preserved, compiled, and handed down by the Catholic Church. Valentine’s Day, Easter, Christmas, even the roots of what you now call Halloween, all trace back to Catholic history and tradition. You don’t get to celebrate Easter whenever you like. The date is fixed by rules established by the Church. Without that authority, there is no universal Easter. The Gregorian calendar you use today, yes, the one that orders your days, months, and years, exists because of Pope Gregory XIII, acting through the Catholic Church you love to insult. So let’s be clear: Catholics are not confused, not defensive, and not seeking approval. Again, I repeat, WE ARE NOT YOUR MATES. Ave Maria!

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𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴 "𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴." 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨-𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥.

@Prezain_LJ Men like these are dangerous, dem go dey sleep with you and dem no expect you to ask why

As someone who is extremely nonchalant about women and relationships, I actually find it exciting and interesting when I meet my match. I once had a thing with my exact type. She wouldn’t call or text, and she wasn’t bothered if you didn’t communicate with her. When I called, she sounded very cool. When we texted after days of not talking, the excitement would be over the moon. When she came over, the sex always felt like the first time, mind-blowing. Not once did she ask us to define the relationship. I kept expecting her to, but she was completely unbothered. One day, I had to ask her, “What exactly are we doing? What do you want out of this?” I became the one asking the “what are we?” question. I thought I was nonchalant, but I realized I was still learning. But it was interesting. I love that kind of woman. I love uncertainty and unraveling things. I love meeting women who have qualities I haven’t seen before. I’m drawn to the extraordinary.

@Dharmilolarr01 You be simp. If you don slap am well back, you for format her memory. She for no fit report. You just wasted a clean shot

Someone posted a video where a lady slapped a guy and I commented “ women will bring out the beast in you, stay calm and walk away” then some fuulish idiot started calling me sorts. You guys don’t know what i went through the first time i laid my hands on a girl, i was at 200 level, theres this girl who is my neighbor. We used to joke alot and play as per neighbor just that night one thing or the other led to an argument then she hit me, the thing first shock me. I didn’t want to hit her back but she kept whining and all that i wouldn’t dare hit her back, so i did hit her and the thing is she’s someone that is light in complexion. So it was obvious that someone had hit her, the next day like this caretaker, landlady, even the egbon adugbos and the senior I mean the finalists and 300 lvl guys, came the next day. They told me to kneel down and apologize to her, that i shouldn’t have hit her back that she is a girl that Im supposed to leave her but i told them she hit me first na That one no concern people when they heard what happened between you two, I’m still saying when a lady hits you walk away to avoid stories that touches. Call me simp if you like I don talk my own

Man and wife got married They gave birth to a baby boy They brought the baby to church for dedication As the pastor blessed the baby, he said, Madam, I know you are eager to show this baby to your family members, especially your mother The spirit of God is saying to me, don't take the baby to your parents without your husband If you do so, two will visit but only one will return. The husband was there too, and the instruction was clear The next day, the wife took the baby to see her mother, and the baby died right in the hands of her mother. She went to visit her mother with the baby, but returned without the baby. She cried Her husband cried They made up and had another baby They took the baby to church for dedication, and the pastor said to the wife Don't take this baby to visit your mother without your husband If you do so, you will lose the baby "Two will visit, but only one will return." This is an instruction from the Holy Spirit. The next day, the wife took the baby to her mother, and the baby died as soon as her mother carried him. The husband refused to take her back He called her, and her mother witches and left the marriage The lady has not remarried since then This event happened at Oworonsoki 2010. The church is an RCCG parish The pastor who gave the prophecy has JT as his initials

I was once a CEO here, were you there?😫😂 E no go better for Hamster Kombat