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Kenya in simple terms 😂

Ksh.10,500 imeenda hivo😭, Ruto must Go buana.

Wealthy people play golf after retirement, what do poor people play after retirement?

Huyu nae hukuwa morio wangu wa power Sana . Sometimes hunichapia facts hata kama huwa ninaniuma😂🖐️

Admit you’re gay, what’s fun about watching naked men in porn?

🚨🗣️| Speed is CONFUSED about the English Premier League format!

The new train in Ol Kalou has already caused an accident

"After burning my fellow students,those girls were laughing because their parents are powerful with money"- A survival student in Utumishi girls

Every guy here akona yule dem mmoja akiona tu text yake anajua ni pesa ndio anataka, na hawaezi mnyima even though they text once in awhile😂

Actually the size of your dick will determine whether your fare will be eaten or not😒😔

The Congolese have rejected the psyops. The scam. The distraction. The nonsense.

In Gatundu, daughter of Mumbi has found herself in a very sticky situation after getting firmly lodged in a mud pit while tending to her nduma farm. Several local men whose daily diet consists primarily of cheap ethanol and waru, rushed to the scene as first responders. Unfortunately, their rescue mission ended in spectacular failure after their bodies declined to cooperate with their ambitions. Witnesses say every attempt to pull Mama Njoro out only resulted in the rescuers losing slippers, dignity, and the little balance they had left. Frustrated villagers are now appealing to the Kiambu County Government to dispatch an excavator immediately. If help does not arrive soon, Mama Njoro may be forced to spend the night in the mud and could wake up tomorrow as Gatundu's first officially recognized human mudfish. The rescue efforts have been temporarily suspended as the rescue team has gone to recharge at the nearest Kanamba speciioo refilling station,,, Ni mbaya! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

What is the first major Kenyan news story you remember as a child?

mtu huwa ana manage aje kukulana for hours na hamwagi, mimi ata mrija iguze thighs kidogo ni shamaliza

THE EBOLA AGENDA: In 2014, in Guinea, there was a mineral scandal. This scandal was known as the "Simandou mining rights corruption scandal," described as one of the largest resource heists in history. Simandou is a 110-km mountain range in southern Guinea bordering Liberia, and it is Africa's biggest mining project. The Simandou scandal reached its climax in April 2014, when the Guinean government revoked the multi-billion-dollar mining licenses held by Beny Steinmetz Group Resources (BSGR) and its partner, Vale, after an investigation found they had been acquired through corruption. Around this time in Liberia, in the diamond-rich Fuamah District of Bong County, an 18-carat diamond was stolen and sold on the black market for a paltry USD 20,000, far below its true international market value. This prompted the Government of Liberia to crack down on these thieves. The suspects were taken into police custody. The government stepped in to settle territorial and security disputes in the area. However, around this period, something strange came up, a new disease whose name was not known at the time. An outbreak of haemorrhagic disease was noted in which symptoms manifested by anal and nasal bleeding. This was later concluded as Ebola, which peaked in September of that year. The diamond heist and the Simandou scandal disappeared amidst this "outbreak." The revocation of BSGR license and the theft of diamond carats led to the manufacture of man-made epidemics by arsenic poisoning of the people (africanarguments.org/2023/01/the-un…) This is exactly how Afrikan resources are looted. The looters fund civil wars or manufacture epidemics, they create terror, fear and intimidation, then, in that confusion, loot our resources while pretending to care for our health. Since we agree that Ebola has existed, but its existence from 1976 up to the year 2004 was attributed to the index patients handling or eating carcasses of chimpanzees and wild animals (sciencedirect.com/science/articl…) However, what is happening today about Ebola is a PsyOp. The Ebola agenda is a deliberate plan to disrupt the mineral resources economy in Africa. It is the theft of our resources, hiding behind disaster mitigation.(sciencedirect.com/science/articl…) Prove me wrong!

@chesscom Mapangale!!

accepting new name ideas to replace "checkmate":

Leo nayo nataka tu kuongea😭.. naskia ku yap tu😂😂..

I’m home 💙

A 19-year-old Zimbabwean boy living in the UK tragically drowned while his friends failed to intervene.

School of medicine at Nairobi university should remove this man brain and study it since i dont get how a grown will have sex with a minor💔

@alfredmwitike2 Sayuni dialing...

Kuna morio wangu ananiambia alilala na dame na saai anaskia akiwashwa huko. Nimwambie aje?🤔