..murimi._
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@Doctorkim002
Medic 🩺💉💊🇰🇪🇰🇪 Chelsea for life💙. 😂a little bit of this and a little bit of that
Entrou em Mayıs 2023
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I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him.
I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.
Blossom🌸@Bloseptnew
what if poop actually tastes good but you don’t know because you don’t eat a$$.
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Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. @KWSKenya please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.
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Night shift gang wameingia shift wakapata gloves zote ziliisha day shift.
Kukuwe na emergency sai hiyo ni direct referral.
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We are the transit corridor for arms, we are responsible for every civil war happening in Africa
Kenya is Africa's enemy
Rich Tedd 🛰 ✈️@AfriMEOSINT
A UAE government-linked Maximus Air AN-124-100 heavy-lift aircraft (w\ reg. UR-ZYD, callsign 6M3726) flew from Al Ain Airport in the UAE 🇦🇪 to N’Djamena Airport in Chad 🇹🇩 via Nairobi 🇰🇪. The aircraft returned to Nairobi 🇰🇪 again today.
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Kuna siku nimejam kwa nyumba bibi anashangaa what's wrong na vile amepika chakula tamu😂😂kumbe aliweka sufuria ya nyama maji before aifanyie the due diligence 🥲😂sasa kila time nikiangalia kwa sink nakasirika zaidi 😂eloi eloi pesa ikuje sasa nione kama nitaacha izi tabia
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The Boys is one of the most twisted series created😑 but I'm here for every twist 😂😂
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This Hyena will get more LIKES than your shitty post. And by the way you were elected President not Content Creator. At this point we actually think the Hyena is better than you. Bure kabisa!
William Samoei Ruto, PhD@WilliamsRuto
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The biggest SINGLE threat to Kenya's unity, economy, politics, public land, public coffers is Ruto. He gets adrenaline rush over gov't land.
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I understand bodybuilders and their obsession with staying shirtless 😂😂kifua imepata shape sasa siskii kuvaa shati😂😂
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Project supervisor ametusummon ,exams hazijaisha 😮💨sasa nasoma gani niache gani
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Pressure ipande uletwe hapa hosy na BP machine haina batteries.
Sayuni signals>>>
*SPICYCANDY*@SpycyKandy
Izi tweets zinanipea pressure
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Dont bring me the nonsense of ‘This is a democratic country’ to justify why you’re supporting Ruto. Wewe ni mjinga ndugu yangu. And you deserve the slap I am about to give you. This is very personal to me,siasa iliingia kwa roho kitambo sana,iko huko kwa Vena cava
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Kichapo ingine hukuanga ya kujitakia tu.
Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦@Entr_dawood
But doctors are overpaid, Unapata a doctor anaingia Public hospital within 4 hrs anatibu only booked patients na the rest of the day anaenda kwa his private hospital kuunda pesa ingine. Anafaa kukaa kwa public hospital from 8am-4Pm
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