Tom Ryder

❝You just didn't stay down, did you? You had to, like, uh, create a big scene, like Colt Seavers does.❞ 》Independent Portrayal of Tom Ryder || BACKUP FOR @TheTomRyder 》Canon Divergent 》Crossovers Encouraged 》MDNI 》Writer is 25+

||Lunch break is almost over. I'll be sporadic for the next 5ish hours. 🙏

They're trying to silence me. 🫩

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire True... but... You knew the risks of being around me, and you decided to stay. That's.. thank you. I don't think anyone else would've done that.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire Yeah but at least Ness doesn't shot immediately.

. @TheTomRyder There’s a suspicious individual carrying a package near your residence. Please keep yourself hidden for the time being.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire I mean, that's a given. Thought that maybe there was something or someone else there that would've taken me out, no hesitation.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire Trigger happy people that will shoot first and ask questions later. Yes, it is a stereotype but there is a reason for it existing.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire I'm gonna regret this. But what's in Texas?

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire It's fine... At least I wasn't shot on sight. Thank god we are in California and not Texas.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Honestly? I spaced out so much that I forgot Ness was here. That's... my bad.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire A little warning would have been nice. I thought I was being discreet.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Sorry. It's just... protocol. Nothing personal. (😮‍💨)

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire Not you. That I got caught. The food. The fact I got pat down like I am going through the TSA.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Sorry. Didn't know that I was such an embarrassment to be around.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire Oh shut it, Tom. I'm already embarrassed by this entire situation.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire See? Was that so hard?

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire 🫩 fine, we can ask Ness to just shot you first then me second

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire That's selfish of you.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire Nah, I was here first so I get go first.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire Hahaha. Me first.

@DoesOwnStunts @The_Grim0ire No, I need to be put out of my misery.

@MartinCavelleo @The_Grim0ire ...no one's shooting anyone. (😮‍💨)

@The_Grim0ire @DoesOwnStunts ... Can you just shoot me like [points to the center of his forehead] here...

@MartinCavelleo I was bored.

@DoesOwnStunts What did I do this time.

And I'll do it again.

@MartinCavelleo Good. You're a fast learner.

@DoesOwnStunts Understood. I'll try to be more discreet?

He makes great soup. thetomryder.straw.page

@MartinCavelleo Clearly someone saw you come in my trailer. Be more discreet next time.

@DoesOwnStunts Thanks? I wonder why people are asking about me 🤨

Buh bye.

Colt. You're trying to gaslight me. But you can't gaslight the gaslight king.

@MartinCavelleo Oh. 🧍‍♂️

@DoesOwnStunts Nope.

...Did I win?