Don Hefty

@swerveconfident Seth looks like money 💴…. Suit was dapper AF.

Seth Rollins looking like Spearmint Gum

I just wrote a review on Nordic Wave yotpo.com/go/P21fAOUC via @yotpo

@AlexaBliss_WWE 🤣🤣🤣

Literally what the COVID test feels like

My GF is sad b/c her son moved out. Me: He’ll be fine. He’s in a gated community, has around the clock security, has roommates & he’s in bed by 11. At least you don’t have to worry about him not eating. GF: 🤬 he’s in prison #TacoTuesday #truestory #SorryNotSorry

Fuckin neighbors truck just ROARED me awake... hey buddy it’s cool if your truck is modified w all the gadgets & doHickies to make it sound like you got a bad ass engine but don’t REV that shit & peel out at 5:45 in the morning you bastard face!

I’m super discussed but I can’t stop watching this show!!!! media1.tenor.co/images/76150b1…

Well this took a turn into darkness!!! I honestly thought this was going to be a funny compilation of videos of cats being assholes... anyone else? 🐈 — watching Don't Fuck With Cats

Is it just me or does anyone else ever lay down in bed after a long day and let out a big ol’ AHHHHHHHH??

Jan 30th @ the BREA IMPROV.... get your tickets on the link .... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Hell Yeah. MORBIUS has always been one of my favorite Spider-Man rogues turned Anti-Hero. Count me in for this ride... take my 💰 youtu.be/jLMBLuGJTsA

Easy peezy... 100% lemon squeezy! quiz-bliss.com/alissaschulman…

You know I like you but you tell me “you wish you could find a guy like me” but ok just not me. Ok cuz that makes sense 😐🤷🏻‍♂️

My bank account has me grounded until February... it sent me to my room right after New Year! 😐

The hardest part about dieting is dieting ... 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

Time to KILL this Monday! Good Morning folks! Have a great day!

Captains log January 3rd 2020, almost the 4th... the neighbors don’t seem to be running out of fireworks. I honestly think they make them in the garage....

So I’ve been watching these Christmas movies lately & I’ve noticed that in the romantic movies when the girl finds true love at the end, it usually constitutes her cheating on her significant other. Well Merry Christmas. 🎄

And just like that January 1st is over. Only 365 days until next year, because remember this year is a leap year!

I just realized that I’ve NEVER been to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cargo pants are still in style right? I sure hope so cuz I just bought some... For a friend of course!!