Absolute Scrumbag

I would’ve done anything to have a dad like me when I was a kid.

@honeydumbee My bad writes that broken mosh music. *mosh mosh mosh* “Ah I can’t mosh to THIS shit.” “Aw here we go again.”

how it feels to mosh twice for one band instead of just one singular time throughout the night

Least fun guy at the beer garden is always gonna be the one in a kilt and leather bangles.

@honeydumbee Perfect game.

yet another moment from automata i wish i could experience for the first time again

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS ON THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK OH MY GOD

@greybeard2374 @WHE_Reborn @GavinNewsom That’s not how gaydar works.

@WHE_Reborn @GavinNewsom Turn the light off in the bathroom

Not wrong.

@jggdlilwill God I don’t fucking know

I know it’s an incredibly important Election Day, but why did Todd Bowles not go for 2?

What a devastating indictment of our country.

@matthewdmarsden @charliekirk11 You’re literally describing Donald Trump.

Harris had no substance at all. She is a political animal who doesn’t stand for anything, or have and deep seated beliefs. The reason why she rambles is because it is a delaying technique used in improvisation to buy her time to come up with an answer. Because she doesn’t have any substance or any strongly held beliefs, she can’t access them like a normal person could, so she repeats herself and says nothing.

We all sense it. What do you guys think it is?

Sick.

@aof_official just dropped a sleepy baby remix record and good god almighty is it good.

Remarkable how this segment opens with Ta-Nehisi Coates describing how narrative helps shape “who we believe is human, who we don’t believe is human,” and then the entire rest of the segment just proves his point in real-time

Coach looks fucking miserable. I hear you brother.

@Ang3lBel0w God.

I want to book Madball in Knoxville Tennessee

Speed running Echoes Of Wisdom

Taking band promo photos is one of the greatest indignities one must suffer. 4 grown men standing around a train track or some shit trying to look cool while people drive by wondering why a group of gas station employees would need senior portraits

HC kids when you play a dbeat

@TheReal40_Head @MTGrepp Mine has. A lot.

@MTGrepp You know one thing that hasn't gone up in price since Joe Biden and Kamala Harris took office? My financial portfolio.

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Donald Trump just posted this on Truth. He just dropped the 🎤 on Kamala 🔥

Hey, thanks @sonicdrivein . My kid fuckin loves… spoons?

Shout out the 25 year old vocal coach on TikTok that just referred to a Tool song as a “piece”.