Dusty Oracle

Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Oh, wait… yes, I do.

Retard of the day

@AndriaDont99498 In this specific case, shouldn’t that be Yo Aunt/Mama

We're bringing Yo Mama jokes back in 2026. Yo Mama so stupid she pronounces World War II World War eleven.

Hey @BumpstockKen saw this and thought of someone lol

My life is nothing but suffering and endless misery; I have no half & half for my tea 😭😭😭

Not a fair comparison. The first is a posed photo, the second is a screen shot from a video while she is either mid sentence or listening to someone asking her a question. at least grab a posed picture for a similar frame of reference.

I am once again asking you to submit photos of your pets to be featured on PCC!

This is Heem, he’s currently going through an “I’m a turtle” phase. @Brettdasovic #PCCPets

Quick life update: I have not shit my pants the entirety of 2026!

@Krissa_Kray_ Looks like sauerkraut

sorry what's that $.22 thing??

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@SenatorWarnock Because it’s not the government’s job to buy anyone a house. It is the government’s job to defend and protect our borders. See how easy it is when you understand the actual role of government? You should look it up sometime.

@WookieBurgers @DnDOnTap This is a vastly unfair comparison… Dinklage is by far the superior actor.

Looks like somebody shrunk in the dryer!!!!!

@1MansHealth @garrettbridges @SirajAHashmi My first thought as well.

@garrettbridges @SirajAHashmi Body Snatchers

Imagine waking up from a coma and this is the first thing you see. Futurama shit right here.

@ingelramdecoucy They arrested them for it… That’s a surprise.

*Pretends to be shocked*

アメリカ人からの優しい言葉が通知欄に現れては流れて消えてゆく。 まるでルート66ですれ違うバイカー達が手を振ってくれているようだ。 言葉を返したいけど、そう思った頃には遥か遠くへ行ってしまっている。その日の事を生きている限り永遠に思い出し続ける。

How old is too old to be wearing a Star Wars shirt?

@BurtMaclin_FBI It better be at least 61, otherwise you’re going to have to arrest me.

"And then......SHE SWITCHED THE VACUUM CLEANER ON"

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