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Dutchman_the_Agent

Dutchman_the_Agent

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RazörFist
RazörFist@RAZ0RFIST·
Jokes aside, Chuck Norris' death hits like a battering ram. He was an influence so constant, I do not remember a world without a ubiquitous Chuck Norris. When interviewers would stir the turd tank, trying to incite him to badmouth Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme, he was instead complimentary of both. He knew the commitment Martial Arts takes. Yet look his background up: His pedigree objectively exceeded them all. There are millionaire MMA fighters less legit than he was in his earlier competitive career. He was recruited by Bruce Lee not for acting, but for winning a full-contact competition. But listen to him talk about it. No pretense. No braggadocio. Just an impassive acknowledgement of the work it all required. Here lies a man. R.I.P.
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Mecha Girl Of The Day*
Mecha Girl Of The Day*@MechaGirlOTD·
It's so short, but it's so damn sweet. And it's done by all new staff. Let this lead into something exciting. You (Bandai) know what the people (ME) want. More G Gundam ❤
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The Bullied Girl
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Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent·
Oh no not Pete & Bas!
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ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

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Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent·
@NotJohnDaker I saw someone propose Not Guilty Guilty, and Nigga you did that shit If your verdict is Nigga you did that shit we execute you on the spot, but the case has to be overwhelmingly against them
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Not John Daker
Not John Daker@NotJohnDaker·
We need a third verdict beyond Guilty and Not Guilty. Mega-Guilty = put down a tarp in the corner of the court room, have a priest do Last Rites, and shoot the person in the head. Mega-Guilty is when there is absolutely no doubt as to who did it. Get all the evidence on the record, double-check there was no self-defense or context, and then verdict.
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Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent·
They haven't taken this deranged spook out back and shot him yet?
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369

🚨BREAKING: The suspect of the horrific metro bus stabbing that killed innocent Iryna Zarutska is now facing federal charges and could be eligible for the death penalty. Enough light sentences for violent criminals. It’s time to hold killers fully accountable and put the safety of the people first. Do you think the death penalty should be on the table in this case?

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