Dylan Morphy-Richards

@1395FIVEaa @FIVEaaBreakfast Penbo, you went to Mitchell High (not that there's anything wrong with that!), but you're also a Union basher and I am concerned you have been Murdoch brainwashed. Still love listening to you though! 🤗

NOW: It's time for David & Will's Afternoon Tea taking a look back at the week that was in news @FIVEaaBreakfast

@Art0fThinking House prices.

What would it be?

@AmyLynnStL Lots of crappy plastic surgery and personal opinions.

What's the first thing you think of when you see Rosanne Barr?

@theprojecttv Very sad news, what an absolute honey he was, rest comfortably you beautiful human being.

Singer and actor Johnny Ruffo has died aged 35, surrounded by his loved ones after battling brain cancer.

@StockMarketInd3 @HenMazzig "God" there is no such thing.

@HenMazzig We are praying that she returns back safely I hope God doesn't show such days ever again. Such incidences are extremely disturbing and hope we move towards peace over hatred

Noa was partying in the south of Israel in a peace music festival when Hams terrorists kidnapped her and dragged her from Israel into Gaza. Noa is held hostage by Hamas. She could be your daughter, sister, friend. #BringBackOurFamily

@penbo Sadly, yes they're all Lords and assorted morons that won the birth lottery.

Are they actually real names for those suspended MCC tossers?

@HobbesWig It will only work if Charlotte bumps uglies with Milo.

So epically creepy, and really wrong. Why were so many people okay with writing and participating in this trash? Imagine if the genders were reversed.

@HobbesWig I will never recover from the fingering in the kitchen scene. I have second hand PTSD from it.

Honestly shook by this last episode of #AndJustLikeThat So depressing. What is the worst episode in your opinion?

@theTiser And we're rewarding these scumbags every time they pump out another one of their f trophies.

This mother-of-four choked a “gurgling” nine-year-old with a phone cable and viciously beat him with a metal pole – now SA’s top court has found her sentence was far too soft. #theAdvertiser bit.ly/44nRU96

@theTiser Her White privilege saved the day.

#BREAKING: A teenage drug user whose foul and feral rampage through Hindley Street McDonald's went viral on social media has been spared a jail cell – but a court says she will be forever known as the ‘Macca’s Spitter’. #TheAdvertiser bit.ly/3CNYU34

@ponygirl923 Feaces.

Umm... I have no words for this level of stupid.

@redusa21 What a great life, unwanted, shunted between group foster homes and then out on the street at 18.

Let's value human life before birth. It's not hard.

@TheWoodsmanTree @LalitaMathias @MailOnline With a million dollar + settlement. She's a fake victim.

@DylanMorphy @LalitaMathias @MailOnline She's just a girl from Western Sydney

Lisa Wilkinson: Calls for the star to lose her Logie mol.im/a/12158619 via @MailOnline

@robbierocket7 @LalitaMathias @MailOnline Your girl knew that her story would not hold up under the scrutiny of cross examination, so she played the only card she had left; the Mental Health card.

@LalitaMathias @MailOnline you are pathetic, you're basing this all on that interview with rape boy brucey, which was nothing but a pack of lies

@QueensCounselQC @LalitaMathias @MailOnline Hilarious class traitor, don't ever change.

@LalitaMathias @MailOnline That’s utterly ridiculous. Stop this non sensationalism story narratives. It’s inflammatory!

@MarxOutThere @LalitaMathias @MailOnline Those boots with those jeans are a fashion crime.

@LalitaMathias @MailOnline Is that because Ben Robert Smith is set to lose his medals after being found to be committing warcrimes. What war crimes did L Wilkinson commit?

@JustMyOpinion2U @CassandraRules Have you noticed it's entitled cooked White people who started this nonsense?

@DylanMorphy @CassandraRules She asks to be acknowledged as a woman, done. It's not hard to allow others to be whomever they want. What does it cost to be kind? NOTHING!

@JustMyOpinion2U @CassandraRules No. That's a man and these gender wars were created to distract and divide us.

@CassandraRules Her silence! FFS, we have a person here that is doing their best to live in their own skin, mindfully. Take note, people.

@Wieneraaron Discrimination! What about the AMs? It's 8:55am here! The world doesn't revolve around your O'clocks!

It's five o'clock somewhere. It's also two o'clock somewhere. And four. Basically it's all the times all the time.