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Warning: Content is intended as artistic expression/statement. I am *making things up* because I *like how they sound*. DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

Out of Context Entrou em Ekim 2011
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@TychoBrahe re:Gabe's Dad writing, please consider refurb Acer C720P (touch chromebook), $229 ebay. Many bothans died to bring you this...
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@anitasarkeesian excuse me, but do you have a G+ presence? Your recent work is inspiring, and I don't want to miss out on more. Thanks!
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@jonrosenberg Could you please setup for donations from Google Wallet? Or setup items for sale with them, even better?
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@ZenOfDesign glad the blog just resurfaced on my rss; I note the content is gone? I may have all article bodies back to 2009 or so... want?
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If you can read this message, I urge you to stop.
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Who in their right mind thinks repeated redesign of the UI is a good idea, in the absence of new functionality? Churn UI: Churn Users.
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I have no idea how important posting on the internet actually makes me, but it sure _feels_ like it ought to be a respectable real job...
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Sharp cheddar would know it will smart if you brain it with the blunt edge of a leading remark, vs. the cutting edge of a clever cleaver.
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Recent research seems to suggest that people who don't share my taste are suffering from an excess of dopamine, and/or bad taste. #lookitup
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So, it turns out you can totally get a seat on a crowded bus if you bring a baby & hint at ominous bodily or behavioral timetables, quietly.
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What does it say about me, as a man, that I will be taking my baby on the bus today? Why do I feel like there's an insight here somewhere?
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I have taken the simple expedient of managing my feed's clutter by not following anyone who says anything. It's much simpler that way.
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I was moving through the crowd with my head down. I wouldn't meet their gazes. I just kept eating the fried chicken. God help us all.
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Step 1: follow scientists Step 2: wait for posts on sex Step 3: read comments to find idiots Step 4: TROLL WITH SOCIAL JUSTICE Step 5: Grin
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I sure hope I get an xmas gift card to the grocery store. It would be like that scene with Bob Cratchit and Scrooge and the Asshole Ghost.
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It is very hard to explain to people why I have a radioactive keychain. The short answer is, because it glows. How can they not get that?
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Hyperbole gets me into so much trouble.
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I think everybody learns something important about themselves the first time they run out of creamer for their caffeine source of choice.
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Eventually, when you get bored enough, your behavior falls apart. Buy board games early. They're like a prophylactic for vandalism and TV.
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How many spices does it take to make good cooking? I am serious, this is a philosophy of life kind of question. I might be on trial soon.
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