elanke retweetou
Winning the FA Cup twice isn’t for everyone 😏
Southampton FC@SouthamptonFC
Beating Arsenal isn't for everyone 😏
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elanke
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elanke retweetou
Delivered 5 chess boards today and made it just in time for owambe.
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I want to pay for X premium for 40 people. I want to see the number of impressions you will rake in.
Drop a comment if interested. First timers preferably.
Michael Taiwo@AskMichaelTaiwo
How much is blue tick?
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elanke retweetou
My Mum used to sell food on the roadside by the C&S primary school in Ikorodu many years ago, she did everything to make sure we could get an education.
I will send you one million naira from the sale of the chessboards to support your mum’s business. I wish you all the best.
Kofoworola🍰@Kofotweets_
My mum has been running a roadside food business for 8 years, consistently delivering delicious & affordable meals. However, there has been limitations in growth due to lack of funds for proper space & equipment. With this support, the business will grow into a structured brand.
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elanke retweetou
We must #OccupyMTN. The exploitation of Nigerians by telecom operators can no longer be tolerated. While @MTNNG stands out for its dominant market share, it is not alone; @AirtelNigeria, @GloWorld, and @9mobile are also implicated in practices that shortchange subscribers. Nigerians deserve fair value, reliable service, and accountability from every operator, including the loafers @NgComCommission and @bosuntijani, Nigeria's Minister of Communications.
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Do the math, @MTNNG took ₦55,000 from me in just three days for a service that was supposed to last a full month, and now they are offering ₦341 as compensation. That is not a remedy; it is an insult. #OCCUPYMTNNOW #AACOURPARTY
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What do you actually need that you don’t have? You never can tell if anyone will surprise you.
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elanke retweetou
You guys won’t believe who just made an order for a chessboard. Social media truly is quite a wonder with amazing reach.
There’s always substance in the noise.
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What’s one habit you stopped that quietly improved your life?
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Ethanol doesn’t freeze, na poison una dey drink for ng😂😂
TENIOLA@Teeniiola
Man shares evidence as he freezes his drink in the freezer, believing alcohol doesn’t freeze, only to be surprised when it actually freezes.
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elanke retweetou
Love you guys. Thank you for fighting for what truly matters.
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elanke retweetou
Adorned in his proud Agbádá outfit always. It is possible to do great things from a small place🇳🇬❤️.
Happy anniversary. We gave the world something new to believe in. Thank you.
U.S. Mission Nigeria@USinNigeria
#ThisWeekInUSNigeriaHistory in 2025, Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya made history by breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon alongside American chess master Shawn Martinez in Times Square, New York. #DYK Tunde is a U.S. Government Exchange Program alumnus. He’s one of 14,000+ exchange alumni in Nigeria driving impact across U.S.–Nigeria life, culture, and collaboration. #Freedom250 Photo credit: Chess in Slums Africa
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elanke retweetou
#ThisWeekInUSNigeriaHistory in 2025, Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya made history by breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon alongside American chess master Shawn Martinez in Times Square, New York.
#DYK Tunde is a U.S. Government Exchange Program alumnus. He’s one of 14,000+ exchange alumni in Nigeria driving impact across U.S.–Nigeria life, culture, and collaboration.
#Freedom250
Photo credit: Chess in Slums Africa
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elanke retweetou
Those are some of the boys from Oshodi underbridge by the way😊
Forming fine boy now
Tunde Onakoya@Tunde_OD
On a lighter note, the kids have been mocking me with first Nigerian since I got back to the office😂
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@ifedayo_johnson @AdekunleOluse19 Kelechi is a born hater and he suffers from trauma of his kasari father decking his ibo mother.
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You care so much about impact but you’ve been trying to bring Jarus down.
Your biggest impact is tutoring for UTME/WAEC that many people have done in the past and many more people will still do.
But you want to rubbish Jarus that has tutored and prepared many for life changing jobs with top companies in Nigeria and diaspora? 😅
You care so much about education that you’re ’juggling’ 2 PhDs but you attempted to rubbish Egi Nupe’s First Class and a whole University - one of the best Universities in the country by the way.
Quite obvious that you’re just a jealous fool.
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