ElmoTakesWholeMilk 🥛

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ElmoTakesWholeMilk 🥛

@ElmoTakes

(he/him) 24 Gay furry. Simping for Legosi, Amicus, Haida, Riz, Ranok, Damao, etc. I wish Elmo had socialist teeth. NSFW 😳🔞

Entrou em Mart 2019

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illuminatibot@iluminatibot·1d

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

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@Maroon3peat @I_am_Superbro @libsoftiktok That doesn't work when they invite the "assassins" themselves 😭

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Kim@Maroon3peat·22h

@I_am_Superbro @libsoftiktok The shitty ballroom Einstein will provide safety to all presidents.

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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·1d

BUILD THE BALLROOM

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ElmoTakesWholeMilk 🥛@ElmoTakes·19h

@jennaluhoo @PekPeKinBio @reaccionapr @SecWar Yeah that's what the addicts are after 😭

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jen@jennaluhoo·1d

@PekPeKinBio @reaccionapr @SecWar It's called adrenaline

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Grampi@reaccionapr·1d

Head on a swivel, scanning for threats. @SecWar You can tell he’s furious.

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Johann Flores@JeepneyTango·1d

@CreekshitinDaws @reaccionapr @SecWar Lol, gonna probably say "scanning for threats" out loud the next time I rummage the liquor cabinet.

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Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy·1d

Why is trump just standing behind the curtains watching??????? Thats right. Its STAGED. Fake!!!!!

Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids

Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield

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@niggacuntfuck @xBNCsk @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 The call is coming from inside the house fr 😭😭😭

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🐲@niggacuntfuck·22h

@xBNCsk @ElmoTakes @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 Again you’re the only one mentioning kids….

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The Saurus@TheSaurus831·1d

He’s done more to help the working class in 100 days than the orange pedophile has done in both of his failed terms combined

Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver

🚨NEW: Zohran Mamdani has forced negligent landlords to pay over $34 million in repairs for NYC tenants. More than 6,000 apartments have been improved so far.

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ElmoTakesWholeMilk 🥛@ElmoTakes·19h

@xBNCsk @niggacuntfuck @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 Bro thinks I'm obsessed with children in cartoons 😭😭 You've gotta tell me who I'm obsessed with Let me guess, everyone that thinks you're stupid somehow miraculously is obsessed with something you find stupid. (Your brain is coping, it's not a pattern)

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xBN C@xBNCsk·22h

@ElmoTakes @niggacuntfuck @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 Nooo, not another grown adult piping up who's obsessed with children in cartoons. Nobody takes you seriously in life lmao. Props for watching his back though, you creeps do love to bond over your fetishes.

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David@dqveed·2d

Better headline: "7 year old killed by anti-vax parents"

Praise@tufpraise

Boy, 7, dies of brain condition caused by world's most contagious disease - years after he had it as a baby trib.al/Hse12fu

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dean@deanisreal_·1d

Dude I’m fucking crying, he’s just trying to tweet about basketball and here comes this unhinged lunatic

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ElmoTakesWholeMilk 🥛@ElmoTakes·22h

@xBNCsk @niggacuntfuck @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 Someone cooked you bad and you're acting like a winner after someone else came in to roast them. Are you an e-cuck or something 😭

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xBN C@xBNCsk·23h

@niggacuntfuck @here4LWCnTucker @Cylic6 @TheSaurus831 You are being ridiculed lmao. Imagine everyones shock that the adult who obsesses over kids cartoons, also goons to barely 18s and kink porn. What's your karma on Reddit?

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