Eric Stratton

BRAKING: China lowers all flags to half-staff after Eric Swalwell suspends campaign to be governor of California

Has anybody tried unplugging Canada and plugging it back in? Here's the password: MMIW2SLGBTQAAI+

Europoors begging Trump for oil so they can keep the lights on for the rape gangs

"Iran is winning" is the new "I just got my 4th Covid Booster"

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

My buddy and I were watching the basketball game and he said "it's over.” I said "nothing is over! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?" He said "you idiot Japan bombed Pearl Harbor". I thought to myself... Why do I continue to waste quality sarcasm on fools?

I went into the Delta Force team room and one of them made a dick joke and all of his other stupid racist friends started laughing so I leaked top secret material to the press after hooking up with a few of them: One Woman’s Story

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is officially the Word of the Year.

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.” -Rudyard Kipling

🚨 LMFAO! US Gen. Dan Caine on Iran war: "We consumed more than 950,000 GALLONS of coffee, 2 MILLION energy drinks, and a LOT of nicotine — but I am not saying that we have a problem!" 🤣🇺🇸

Just saying

Our President has 5 kids, 3 baby mamas, lives in government housing, has an immigrant wife, and they still don't like him. What does this guy have to do to get some love from the left? 😅

Islam is not compatible with western civilization.

Why the fuck you think Trump had him next to him when he was threatening Iran???

Spelling matters.

Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day for those who celebrate

That’s true. And I’m a retired gynecologist.