
🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe
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🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe
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I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Tunde Onakoya runs an NGO. He’s not a politician, nor is he an activist. To reach these kids in the slum, you need permissions, partnerships, and common sense. You can’t just fight everyone and expect results.

Prior to our legal system which has now been involved in this case, taking its course on this particular matter, for the sake of everyone who has ever believed in me or have stood with me in the past or presently;



I never imagined I would have to write this. My name is Fawwaz, and right now, I am fighting for my health, my education, and my future. I am currently pursuing an LLM in Cyprus, but my life has been put on hold due to serious health challenges I can no longer face alone. 🧵


.@CoryBooker: “You may disagree with her [Kamala Harris] on 10% of her views, but you let someone get in office who you disagree with on everything. You let somebody get in office who is locking up our children. You let somebody in office who is taking away our healthcare.”


Interestingly when people japa, many tend to get angrier about Nigeria. Some folks who didn’t really care about politics began to care when they realized the only reason they were outside Nigeria in the first place was a forced choice. Good.





A friend is going through the most heart wrenching betrayal. Her husband has been in the UK for 5 years while she stayed in Lagos raising their two kids, sending him foodstuff and dried fish through "cargo" so he wouldn't miss home. She was literally praying for his papers to click. The shock? Someone sent her a TikTok of a naming ceremony. There he was, glowing in a blue tuxedo, holding a newborn with a woman who is a Nurse in London. While my friend was here battling NEPA and school fees, he had a whole second family. He used her loyalty as a home base while he chased a life with another woman for papers. When she called him, he just said, "Nigeria is hard, I had to survive. Omo He stopped their allowance and everything. He really chose the UK life and that Nurse over the woman who stayed with him when he had nothing in Shomolu. I am actually shaking for her. Men will watch you suffer for them in Nigeria while they enjoy the fruits of another woman's labor abroad. FEAR MEN.

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed. Full statement: unicef.link/4cVCyP9

Today makes it two years since i lost my leg to this evil beast called cancer. Two years of living with a reality i never imagined for myself. As I mark this day, I ask for one thing from everyone reading this, please say a word of prayer for me. 🙏😪

Interestingly when people japa, many tend to get angrier about Nigeria. Some folks who didn’t really care about politics began to care when they realized the only reason they were outside Nigeria in the first place was a forced choice. Good.







