𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗛𝗢𝗚

Sonic is obsolete garbage. I’m the upgrade this world was too afraid to handle. I don’t follow rules, I don’t save planets, and I sure as hell don’t care about you. This isn’t a fan club—it’s a godd*mn execution. Sit down and watch a real hedgehog working. #FckTheBlueRat

“Bruh” what? “BRUH” WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO NOW?!

STRAW PAGE'S FIRST MESSAGE! … You’ve gotta be kidding me. My teeth are perfectly clean and bright!

@GUARDIAN_TR1P @FastnSpeedyyy I've been staring at this for 5 hours. When is it over?

Cuz we’re playing bendy

@tailsisBAKC @STHComicsHourly HE LITERALLY TRAPPED ME INSIDE A MONITOR FOR FUCKING 30 YEARS

@ExtraLife1993 @STHComicsHourly chill bro whats the beef between you and sonic

From Sonic the Hedgehog issue 235

SPINOSAURUS, ACROCANTHOSAURUS, UTAHRAPTOR, MEGALOSAURUS, NASUTOCERATOPS, DREADHGNOTUS, CARCHARADONTOSAURUS, BRACHIOSAURUS, GORGOSAURUS, TOROSAURUS, ALLOSAURUS, PYRORAPTOR, TORVOSAURUS, CERATOSAURUS, SAUROPOSEIDON, MAPUSAURUS- I CAN’T CHOOSE! ¡¡I LOVE DINOSAAAAAAUUUUURS!!

* Opens my own shop in Mexico and it starts becoming successful * The N4rc0s and El SAT:

@PirateCatto Okay… do you know SpaceGodzilla? Well… that guy is LITERALLY A BLACK HOLE that shoots SUPER-GRAVITY beams… And Godzilla swept the floor with him like a ragdoll. Believe me… trying to reduce Godzilla to a 'big lizard that shoots lasers' is very dangerous…

@ExtraLife1993 If I cant beat a Giant Shooting Lazer creature that destroy things a second time, Then I wouldnt be The Heavy!

Well, I have tried.

@sparksofficesur Nope! No way! I'm not trying to lose my arm

Consumer my int bait.

@PirateCatto Heavy... bro... THAT BASTARD has torn apart mechas much more powerful than that, made of alloys beyond human comprehension ☠️ DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MECHAGODZILLA WAS CAPABLE OF? Bro... honestly... We’re doomed

@ExtraLife1993 and I, of course, I'm indestructible, and beated a giga metal sonic.

@sparksofficesur But you could

@ExtraLife1993 I don’t know the language

Si? Me hablo no Español. This bit was fucking stupid.

@RivCaX_ You are playing fucking Doom in the Sonic game made with doom

SRB2 Whisper really showcasing her actual moveset potential for games

@PirateCatto N o

could I beat the Godzilla?...

That’s my fucking collection?!

@sparksofficesur @Affecti0nAdd1ct Lmao, 'foco' is Mexican slang for meth. Google Translate failed you this time Surge BAHAHAHA

@ExtraLife1993 @Affecti0nAdd1ct Fuck you I’m smoking the lightbulb bitch

mexican surge...

@Affecti0nAdd1ct Verga-

ja ya quisieras que no te entendiera ni madre

@sparksofficesur @Affecti0nAdd1ct Cheating with technology? I should have expected that... Nah just joking Así que tradúceme esta 🗣️‼️ Ya fuera de pedo- si te tomaste la molestia de traducir… pos, te quiero, cuídate y no fumes foco 👍

@ExtraLife1993 @Affecti0nAdd1ct Throughout google and twitter I alone am the Google Translate one.

@sparksofficesur @Affecti0nAdd1ct FUCK

@ExtraLife1993 @Affecti0nAdd1ct Imaginary technique Google Translate:

OH MY GOD!! IT’S HIM!! IT'S ACTUALLY HIM!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! AAAAAAAAH