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Goodhart's Law: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

@finepeyju Has worked pretty consistently (the odd minor glitch) for me for years. As of today, 5 hours now without access. Website just times out, so does contact page. Tried multiple machines. Android version won't sync. trellostatus.com says "everything is fine" 🤦‍♀️

Has anyone else been having issues logging into or using Trello recently? It’s been happening for almost two weeks now

@trello Timeout on attempting access to Trello boards this morning, on phone, desktop and compnany laptop. 4 hours now. Tried trello.com/contact but that's timing out also. All other sites/systems working fine on workstation, laptop, Android

Timeout error accessing Trello via home PC, company laptop. Android unable to sync. On Trellostaus.com "Report a problem link" just times out. All other services on phone, PC, laptop working fine. trello.status.atlassian.com

@TrelloStatus Unable to access Trello boards for last 3 hours. Tried submitting a report from trellostatus.com but that seems to be failing aswell. Problems on home PC, laptops for 2 different companies, and also syncs aren't completing on Android.

@tekkie It appears so. Website is 503

#Evernote is down?

@RishiSunak Surely you've had 14 years to stop the Labour supermajority?

Every working family will pay an extra £2,094 in tax under Labour. 18 hours to stop the Labour supermajority.

@TheRealSoilCo Surely this can't be right?? Your "superlawn" has consistency of a wet mortar mix. No way this can be used with a rake. Need a bricklayers trowel. 😞

@Vanguard_UK How much longer is it going to take to fix this login please? 3 days and still no access. Not a good look!

@TPLx_ @PowerHasheur @GaryGensler Nope. That's the SEC's role. His role is to *chair* the SEC, so personal views should be very much kept to one side.

@PowerHasheur @GaryGensler A good thing what he does mate, his role is to protect investors.

A thread 🧵 Some things to keep in mind if you're considering investing in crypto assets:

@GaryGensler Curious post from an official representative who I would expect to confine their actions here to within the body they represent. Certainly unclear here whether these are personal views or SEC consensus. Feels like an attempt to (mis?)use SEC role to influence investors??

Walked down my drive today to find that pole engineers have threaded 3 new carrier lines through the branches of my Oak Tree. @WeAreOpenreach ... Shouldn't your engineers/subcontractors understand that this is a bad idea?

@jimmy_wales As a tech business that relies on donations, setting yourself out as anti-crypto is probably not a smart move wrt attracting tech-minded donors??

I forgot my bank password and lost my entire net worth. No, actually, that didn't happen, because banks work and bitcoin doesn't.

@MikeBennerKGW @Icelandair Same problem here. 10 days since I got home. My bag is not even lost. Icelandair know where it is (15 miles from my house). They just haven't delivered it. Massively disappointing.

Hey @Icelandair we landed in Prague Friday. Our baggage didn’t make it. We’ve since traveled to Munich. Apparently you found our bag and flew it to Munich Monday morning but our bag has not yet been delivered to where we’re staying. Nobody seems to have any answers. Please help!

@UniofNewcastle Dreadful. If University were aware of/agreed to this, they really should be having a think now about their role. This woman completely upstaged on what should have been a recognition of a major personal life achievement her. Also put in a position where v hard to say "No".

We just won the Treble.

@elonmusk @Alanis. You could write a song about this.

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

This is disgusting

@FreeSpiritPub @MrtxFck @elonmusk @GitRDoneLarry @dagenmcdowell @KellyannePolls @marklevinshow @RealJamesWoods Imagine the new boss of a company where exactly that happens already, insinuating to all staff and the world at large that it doesn't.

@MrtxFck @elonmusk @GitRDoneLarry @dagenmcdowell @KellyannePolls @marklevinshow @RealJamesWoods Imagine the new boss of a company he paid for asking his employees to actually work hard, dedicate to work ethics, be the first one in the office and the last one to leave. @elonmusk

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@PRSuperstarUK @davidareader @PickardJE Classic example of survivorship bias.

@davidareader @PickardJE That's a myth: me and many others are living proof that you can be successful if you work hard, take risks and aspire to 'better your lot' rather than simply settling for the life you were destined to have

Liz Truss gives a final speech in which she calls for lower taxes, amazing