Flint Foster

My last time plugging my little post. Come for the bottle throwing, stay for the s**t talk about Fenway crowds. flintfoster.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-ri…

I keep getting etymology and entomology confused. Words cannot describe how much this bugs me.

The Mississippi River saltwater wedge is a natural phenomenon exacerbated by drought. The intrusion is possible because much of the Mississippi River's channel in South Louisiana is below sea level. The riverbed is below the Gulf's water surface level up to near Natchez, MS.

A wet and unsettled pattern will emerge this week. Here is a video showing probabilities of severe weather ingredients (instability and wind shear) for Tuesday afternoon through Thursday morning. We are also keeping an eye on the potential for flash flooding. Stay weather aware!

Eli Manning, Jaxon Dart, Trinidad Chambliss

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Rude of the Ravens to invite Diego Pavia to their mini-camp instead of their regular-size camp.

One day after the draft and Tyler Shough has already got all the #Saints wide receivers together in one place.

“For example: schools, churches, daycares, and playgrounds while their parents aren’t looking”

Man Greenwood Leflore Hospital bout to close. Worry about that!!!

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

Roman augurs would have loved this, they'd call it an SPQR code

Whenever I get frustrated about things I don’t want to do, I remember I’m not in my fifties getting arrested at a baseball game and smile.

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Mad emperor declares his power is greater than Jesus and attacks the pope. In his avarice he invades Persia causing his downfall. Welcome back, Julian the Apostate

The ruler is beefing with the pope, his legions have fought to a stalemate with Persia, now typhus is breaking out in a major city, oh yeah it’s late antiquity out there

Marco Rubio realising he has to move to Avignon and be the Antipope

The accuracy tho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It is functionally impossible to remove a sitting president. Even more so for this one, who has a literal cult behind him and was given full immunity by the Supreme Court. Our only option was to stop him beforehand but many of us were mocked for suggesting such a thing.

Wow they updated the sign quick

Even if Trump ever gets removed from office or after he’s gone, the US will never have Germany’s “Never Again” because half the country is full of dumb fucks that would still do it all over again