Gary Castropoda

@TheFigen_ Fuhrer in a half-shell. Turtle power

We all know who this is! 🤣🤣

@BurgerKing I just want my damn burger to be hot. Do you know anybody who likes cold or tepid burgers?

The Perfected Whopper hits different. Just look at those bites.

@papiwontmiss I fell off my seat and cracked up at this. Now all the kings horses and men can't put me together again. Come to think of it, why TF did they send damn horses? No fingers. WTF!

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

@PopCrave Did she find that by self examination?

Olivia Rodrigo stuns with her lumpia for British Vogue.

@IAmSteveHarvey I'll get to that later.

What is something you believed about life when you were younger that turned out to be wrong?

@KevyEm2000 @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS Precisely

@GCastropoda @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS It's a kids show 😭

Elmo and Tango are here to remind you that you are out of this world! 🪐💫❤️ 📺: @Netflix and @PBSKIDS

@KevyEm2000 @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS There's a hand up that puppet's ass. Somebody has to be held accountable.

@GCastropoda @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS Bro ur beefing with a puppet 😭 wtf is ur deal

@Matt_Pinner Honey and green onion

🍇 Jelly isn’t available. Peanut Butter and what…..?

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

@Ko_fi_Ob @ronsterd89 We're not talking about camel eggs.

@ronsterd89 Eggs never belong to the fridge!

Name three things you always have in your fridge besides milk and eggs.

@TalkinYanks 10 pitches? That's like what's left in a DEI all-female criminal jury when 2 get up to go to the restroom.

Gerrit Cole threw 10 pitches across one scoreless frame in his return to the mound

@Tim_Walz Excellent. Keep reporting these victories.

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@Rothbard1776 Well at least he didn't have Tourettes.

Tough camera angle.

Not only is Trump losing the war, he has also completely forfeited his legacy and base. This is panic. They are in a state of panic. And will surround him with fairytales now regarding how much his base loves him and hates Iran. We are reaching historical levels of delusion.

Read inbetween the lines: Trump is angry and they need to show him something positive. Zionists are now moving to Pravda, publishing fictional polls so they have something positive to put on his desk this morning. NO ONE supports this war outside of Never-Trumpers who have always been Israel-First. They are losing the war badly and seek to further delude Trump into believing his base wanted it.

@enews ex husband Seal?

Heidi Klum and her son Henry Samuel, who she shares with ex-husband Seal, attended the NY premiere of "Project Hail Mary."

@KevyEm2000 @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS Go cry Elmo Akbar somewhere else. This doesn't concern you.

@GCastropoda @sesamestreet @netflix @PBSKIDS Shut up

@codiguillos Never, they might drop their extra chromosome in my drink. Then I'd become a retard and they'd become normal. No thank you.

🇺🇸 | En Estados Unidos abrieron una cafetería en la que todos los trabajadores tienen síndrome de Down. ¿Comerías allí? ☺️

@OsheaJacksonJr All that and she still fat. Must eat like a pig.

Lmao yoooo what!?

@BlueJays Here's your putrid fake holidays getting what they deserve

Wishing a joyous Eid Al-Fitr to everyone celebrating 💙 #EidMubarak

@NFL @chargers Why the guy behind him keep tryin to grab his boobs? Is this the Democratic National Convention?

Rashawn Slater made 450 pounds look like light work 😮‍💨 (via @chargers)