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ᝰ YILAN
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ᝰ YILAN retweetou
You got an isssue?
[ Now he’ss the one raissing hiss eyebrow, quickly turning into a sscowl. He resstss hiss cheek on hiss palmss, sstaring at the other with a mix of jealoussy and unfamiliar dessire for friendsship. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[Okay, maybe you have outfreaked Korekiyo in one aspect. You win this round, Yilan.] ...I see. Hm. [He also finds himself helping here and there, but mostly visiting each snake and causing them to hiss happily at his appearance. With one, he begins to converse.]
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Oh this isn’t for my work.
[ Licking it up!! He decides to stop fucking around and get back to work. ]
What can I say, it tastes good and that’s really all there is to say on the matter.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
I talk like this all the time. [He watches him do this, eyebrow raising.] If I may inquire, what are you attempting to do?
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ᝰ YILAN retweetou
[ His face crinkles up weirdly, turning away from the other with a huff. ]
Do you usually talk all funny like that, or do you just get that way about snakes and humans?
[ He swirls low-potency venom in a dropper, sticking his tongue out before applying two drops. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ a smile??? It's hard to tell.]
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You ask me? We’re a bunch of ungrateful shit-heads. I say we take away all the medication made with snake venom, then we’ll see how they feel ‘bout ‘em.
[ Speaking of now he’s catching up on chemical work, eyes catching the others. His face scrunches up in response. ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ a smile??? It's hard to tell.]
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Humans? I hardly think..
[ He starts to think maybe it’s sort of really different for Korekiyo and he should shut his mouth. ]
Yeah. Snakes are pretty cool. You’re good and handling them too, it’s nice I don’t have to lecture you or listen to you call them gross.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[Noting exactly how that joke turned out, Korekiyo coos and hisses gently at the snake, tail gently rattling. He does not touch the snake, but he does gently touch the glass with a gentle finger.] Such amazing creatures... only second to humans...
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…
[ Taking a break from what he’s doing, his chin rests on his palm as he leans against the counter. If the snakes like him… ]
Wow, Bertha, I didn’t know you had other friends.
[ A poor attempt at a joke that sounds more like jealousy. And maybe he is jealous! ]
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[He makes his way towards the container, not to agitate the ophiologist, but rather, to check on Bertha.] ...Such beautiful eggs, Bertha... I'm very proud of you. [The large snake sees him, and starts to wiggle about excitedly.]
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…Kay.
[ He usually comes at more odd times, it’s completely plausible they’ve just kept missing each other. ]
She’s been moved to the observation section, last I checked. She laid some eggs, ‘nd I’ve been backed up here for a little with snake stuff.
[ Cough, maybe +
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
You are not the only one who visits the snakes, you know. [Korekiyo points out, crossing arms as he stands up from his tail-chair, when it uncoils it rattles.] Where is the snake known as "Bertha"? [Bertha??? The BIGGEST FUCKING SNAKE THEY HAVE HERE???]
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Well, I wish I wasn’t human. I guess we have opposite issues.
[ His mood aged like milk, and now he once again yearns for the solace of isolation. ]
…I don’t get a lot of people around here. ‘S there a reason you came around other than eliciting jealousy?
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
I am just saying. [Shrugging, not even a blush on his face. Korekiyo only feels shame when partaking in sexual acts, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! Sarcasm aside, he sighs.] It's not a fate I'd wish on anyone. I wish I was human.
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Wow, you are just quite the open book aren’t you!
[ He looks at the garter snake in his hands as if she can help, ignoring the color on his pallored cheeks. ]
Whatever, whatever, it’s not as fun and cool as it looks and sounds and sometimes is.
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
[He moves a little closer, coiling his tail and falling back on it, like a chair.] Mating season is a pain. The egg laying part, too. [He knows that it sounds "cool", but he needs to drive home the point that it's not glamorous, not all fun and games.]
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That all sounds pretty cool to me. I’m not exactly rich in the size department.
[ He’s weighing his snakes, glancing at the other frequently. He’s not asking him to leave which is pretty groundbreaking !! ]
Ok, not eating food as often and shedding sounds like it
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KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
...It is not as glamorous as you'd think. [He'd say after a lengthy pause, as Kiyo turns back to face the other.] My size is inconvenient. Swallowing food whole and not getting to eat more often due to my digestive tract being the same as a snake's. . . /the shedding/.
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Tests are the worst thing about this place, why would you wanna do more..
[ Sticking his split tongue at him, and if he doesn’t start working on his own snakes he will start overstepping boundaries examining him. ]
Man that sucks. Like, really, I would be more in awe +
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ do pretty much anything but laze around. . .
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Are you telling me facts about the Inland Taipan? Me?
[ Gritting his teeth. He hates getting along but there’s not many other snake lovers. Or.. snake people.. ]
….Thats cool that’s cool. So are you actually a snake or just got a weird tail?
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
In a sense, yes, I am. I am very venomous. I would compare my venom to the Inland Taipan, the most venomous snake in existence at this time. Though, I share the same scale color and pattern as a Green Tree Python. [He turns around a bit, to show off his tail.]
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Right..
[ He doesn’t particularly enjoy company, but it’s pretty hard to miss that big tail, which softens his scrunched expression. ]
Are.. you one? What kind? You got venom, and if so how lethal? Is there a real species that correlates with your patterns?
KOREKIYO SHINGUJI.@CULTURESH0CKING
++ class of reptiles...~ kukukukuuu...
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