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Working on a new character: Gary Vagina

@NBABabySecret Well it makes your roster younger and it lowers the “Going Onto Twitch To Cry About Singular Missed Fouls” rate, which, is important in many statistical models

Best JB trade I can figure is Jalen Johnson, Kuminga and the 27 Hawks pick that’s a NOLA/MIL swap Nothing that’s making you better next year

All good!

Grinding out 2-0 into the 9th against the Rockies this is what baseball is all about

I sincerely hope someone scoops Shams on the Giannis trade

Does Will Ferrel have the Gen Z Broccoli Fade???

I am fully aware of the concept of edging, and buddy, if you continue to edge like this, cumming doesnt even feel good anymore you’re just shooting hot pain and you’re face is all red, could def pass out.

@Giannis_An34 please dude just end this I understand it’s all a gambling ad but still

10 feet away from a grounded hawk, tryna stay cool

@Ben_Carbonell @BillSimmons Boston has better vet guards, better rookie scale forwards, and same amount of picks. And the centerpiece of a star-deal, Jaylen Brown is a better piece than Bam Adebayo.

@GarlicNutella @BillSimmons Because Boston has no other assets beyond what the proposed package AND Boston has Tatum to pair up with Giannis to keep the team actually competitive. Miami has a wider selection of immediate assets and Bam is the one Giannis wants to be paired up with.

This Celtics/Giannis situation didn’t change at all over the last 36 hours just FYI. Nothing is different. They made a real offer 2 weeks ago (as I repeatedly told you on my pods) and it’s been a staring contest ever since. But I do think it gets resolved today or tomorrow AM.

Why does Boston need to offer Jaylen Brown but Miami doesn’t need to offer Bam Adebayo

I am in manic denial about this Giannis thing please @celtics do not do this Brad, Brad, BRAD Put down the phone put DOWN the thehtphone the phone just put it down hang up just hang up it’s fine! It’s all good just dont answer the phone and listen to me

This is Milwaukee trying to get more assets in the Heat deal

Fuck you fuck off not you man but the content of your tweet no WAY get out

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Bill Simmons posting a pic of his letter carrier for her retirement I Know Thats Right

✅ Oversized bill on fishing hat ✅ Exact mustache hair combo ✅ Aviator frames ✅ Collared jacket situation, as his signature was sewing resplendant bead patterns on the back, or other tasteful spots, depending on the jacket

Happy Fathers Day this guy is my Dad I’m not kidding down to every detail this is what my Dad looked like in the 80s/90s