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I need tomorrow I need tomorrow I need tomorrow I need tomorrow Be all my sins remember'd Witness me #StayGeneRic

@morpho_j At least you didn't become an Ethan sandwich!

you’re fucking joking.

@TrishulaTTV @YGOMasterDuel The anime girl bio pic is not shocking

hey @YGOMasterDuel why is this name allowed?

@clarey1888 Even the easter eggs are on ozempic now 😭

I’d like to report a crime. What kinda shape is that for an Easter Egg?

Another day Another thing to repair Another time for me get the super glue you should definitely absolutely not get on your hands on my hands

Sometimes up to 7/8 times Daily thanks to my medication

@AudioTeacup Happy birthday!!! 🍰🎉

🎂 It’s my birthday and I feel so grateful 🎂 - particularly for the job that affords me so much. And the only reason I have this job is because you listen to me. So thank you. Thank you to everyone who makes my job possible. I’m autistic and I’ve always found working with others difficult. Because of this job I can live alone, work full time and support my family. This job continues to be so much more than a job. It’s been a lifeline, a source of creativity and fun, a way to support myself and loved ones. And above all else, it’s been a way for me to put out the content that I feel has always been lacking - wholesome degeneracy. I’ve always struggled with my sexuality - not helped by being autistic or my childhood - but one thing I have always connected to is the combination of romance, genuine care and erotica. It makes so much sense to me that love, care and pleasure should go together so well. I adore love and romance and people caring and connecting to one another - and I feel very proud that my work reflects that. Thank you for creating a space where respect, affection and sex all work together. I look forward to making more of the content we both enjoy.

Good Lord what is happening in there!?

I got you.

I will sooner get my eyes stapled shut and have my scrotum attached to an anvil which is then pushed off a cliff before I even fuckin think of using this shit @elonmusk kill yourself

.@elonmusk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

Went on a mental health walk but I just remembered Im in Stoke on Trent

IWC discourse

Hearing her laugh should cure cancer

fun fact: you’re someone’s crush

@VividVivka We've all been there

Easter dinner conversations gonna be like …

load-bearing post

@vickyinatutu I willingly and fully accept the sugar coma this would put me in

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.

I can't block/mute/not interested ads because it doesn't fucking do anything Fuck you musk you ruined twitter

£45 a month?!?!?! Actually go fuck yourself

I changed the DNS settings on my phone to not get ads on anything and for some reason twitter has started showing me ads again???