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@OneFuckedUpMind @Kilxstoke @rahsh33m On bd 🤣🤣🤣

@Kilxstoke @rahsh33m Get my hair done? I’m a man lol I wash my hair after every haircut, and like 2 to 3 times a week, never been in a scenario where my hair couldn’t get wet

You see something new everyday

@reallyroadrich Is that jelly?

yall aint got real dino 🗣️🦖

@GRome9999 @southernstonerd U sound crazy right here in the bay area ( cali) QP for 250-300$ zip like 80-100$ of sum real gas ⛽️

@southernstonerd There’s no chance in hell you’re getting 28 grams for 80 dollars in 2026 idgaf.

Getting tired of trying to keep up with my monthly rec limits on flower so I went and did something I haven't done in a good few years... I went and copped me a sack off the streets and spent $80 for a zip. Spent less and got way better looking shit than at the dispo.

@LakeShowYo Lebron tellin as usual 🤣🤣🤣

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense” Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!” OKC fan: “F*ck you” Reaves: “F*CK YOU!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ribzoftiktok Soooo were is the pizza sauce?

“How would you like your eggs?” “Wood fired, please.”

@Mericamemed Always wear glasses

You can hear it sizzle when it hits his face.

@zziglpl New couches wit black feet🤣🤣🤣

اقوى مقلب بتاريخ السوشل ميديا 😂

@TUCscanner His clip flew out the gun🤣🤣 cooked!!

Exclusive #Tucson Park Place Mall Shooting 3/18/2026 #TUCscanner #shooting

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

@nojumper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Afroman brought an Ohio police officer to tears during court testimony in a lawsuit filed by the Adams County Sheriff’s Office over his 2022 satirical music video. As the video played in court, the officer became emotional after Afroman mocked her.

@AllDAYZ77 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WWE showed how IShowSpeed got brought into the Royal Rumble just to get speared into another dimension by Bron Breakker Speed showed the ripped-off skin and Logan Paul really said: Drink some Prime, you’ll be aight 😭

@KingSmoove009 @NBA2KMovement 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NBA2KMovement One of the Morris twins

Will give $500 to a RANDOM Person that Guesses Which Player this is 🤔

Lil Durk has a real shot at beating his case. Remember this tweet.

@dracusa369 @DrAlmarielao It still doesnt change the fact that these places are dirty stfu and watch with some popcorn dickhead 👮

@DrAlmarielao This guy is not a healthy inspector from the state. He is a content creator that is impersonating a government official & is going to get himself arrested very quickly for doing such.

A health inspector made an unexpected visit to an oriental food restaurant for a routine inspection. At first everything looked normal from the dining area, but once he stepped into the kitchen he started noticing one violation after another, improper food storage, questionable cleanliness, and several safety issues that shouldn’t have been overlooked. By the end of the inspection, the list of violations was much longer than anyone expected. Inspections like these can be shocking, but they also show why health checks are so important. Sometimes, what customers see in the dining room doesn’t always reflect what’s happening behind the kitchen doors. If you discovered your favorite restaurant had multiple health violations, would you give them another chance after they fixed the issues?

@axifyclipping_ Sacrafice

TMZ publicly announced Adin Ross’s family loss just weeks after he said he wasn’t doing well and had the worst week of his life 😔💔 “I’m not doing good at all. It’s been the absolute worst week of my life.”

@GiggaChadBigly @gotrice2024 Eat a dick

@gotrice2024 You’re safer interacting with Yakuza than American blacks.

While visiting Japan for the first time, this man was trying to make a funny video to send home to his family and friends. He sees too gentlemen walking a dog and pushing a bike down the street and casually asks them to help him take the video. It wasn’t until after he sent the video home, that he realized that the seemingly two nice men were actually full fledged members of Japan’s infamous Yakuza. You can clearly see their tattoos visible but he wasn’t focusing that at the time. Looking back he felt like since they laughed at him he was safe, however he was afraid that they may have misinterpreted his actions as mocking. Now knowing who these men are would you have still asked them to record you?

@Its_burkes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah this ain’t funny or cute🥺

@itsrosesm Yes

DONALD TRUMP HAS BANNED ALL TRANSGENDERS FROM THE MILITARY . IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR ...?

@MyronGainesX U be lying show the proof 🤣🤣🤣

Crazy to think I had a big OCDETF drug conspiracy case affiliated with this guy back in 2015-2018 when I was a federal agent with Homeland security investigations. Small world.

@JustinPetersMin Sounds about dumb🤣🤣🤣🤣 your analysis was bullshit buddy

There are no aliens. Even if there were (and there aren't) they would have no way of getting here. The distances are simply too vast. Far, far too vast. The nearest star outside of our own sun is 4.2 light-years away. No aliens, no matter how clever, will ever be able to travel anywhere near the speed of light. The laws of physics prevent it. To accelerate any mass at all (even a pebble) to anything approaching even 1/3rd the speed of light would take incomprehensibly vast amounts of energy. You need a lot of spaceship (and I mean YUGE) to hold that much energy. So, now you've got a heck of a lot more than a pebble to move. Your energy problem just got infinitely worse. It's impossible folks. ET ain't out there, and even if he was, he ain't dropping by for a visit.