Graham Peterkin

@Eman_8282 It’s not an obligation it’s general politeness to offer. Jeez!

Our Daughter, Alice, is running the London Marathon in aid of Shooting Stars Children’s Hospices. Please donate what you can to show your support. Thank you. #sharePage" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">justgiving.com/page/alice-dun…

@StephenMulhern Not mine! But I did lose my shirt at Ascot once!

Has anybody lost a pair of pants in the Ascot area?!

@MrJamesMay Darn, I thought you’d found it! The one I dropped there had Nations of the Crown design on it. Tails I lose!

If you dropped a £1 coin just outside Wilton, I have it.

@bushontheradio Clangers!

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@GMB @kategarraway I put a bucket of soapy water into the bin and then place my cat inside. The cat scrambles around and its fur cleans the inside of the bin. Of course I let the cat out afterwards, until next time.

Spring cleaning season is amongst us, and wheelie bins are apparently one of the items that we tend to neglect as a nation, with only 2% of us cleaning them on a regular basis, and 11% of us have only cleaned our wheelie bins 'once or twice'! As @kategarraway demonstrates how she cleans her wheelie bin, Queen of Clean Lynsey Crombie shares her tips.

@StephenMulhern I notice myself shouting the answers out loud even when I am on my own!

Question for you… do you actually sit quietly watching game shows on TV, or are you shouting answers like you’re on it? I'd love to know!

@magicfm Jilted John!

Which one is the greatest of all time? 🎶 For more power ballads listen to our sister station Mellow Magic 📻

@chixchixidether @haveigotnews Splitters!

@haveigotnews Good news for the 'Peaples Front Of Judea'?

Two Reform councillors in Warwickshire have defected to Restore Britain, saying their party has "moved ideologies to win the popularity vote." Popularity votes are more commonly known as “votes”

@MiddleEast_Eng Anyone tried the doorbell?

🚨🇬🇧 British police raided one of Britain's most dangerous men to arrest him. But due to poor planning and their inability to break down the door quickly, he managed to escape.

@Matt_Pinner Rocky

Give this guy a name

@pricetom He took the Hi Vis off to go into “Stealth Mode”. 😜

Very very very correct

@pricetom You do do remind me of PC Goody from The Thin Blue Line!! RIGHT! 😜

@benonwine Kia Starmer that has no direction and does U Turns at every opportunity!

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Keir Starmer?

@LynnParsonsUK @magicfm Sitting in my cabin tuned into @LynnParsonsUK

Come On In & Feel the Love ❤️from 8pm @magicfm #MellowMagic 🌟Whispers🌟Windows🌟Full Moon Vibes🌟Snowy photos & Gentle Songs 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

@theamelia__ Asking stupid questions!

@otokyo__ The one in the middle, her dress is so short I can nearly see her bollocks.

If this was a band, what would they be called 🤔

@dussyme Gran

@LynnParsonsUK @magicfm @Snoopy We’ll be tuned in! 🧑‍🎄 We’ll bring our own chocolate and drinks!

Come On In & Feel the Love ❤️ #ChristmasEve from 8pm @magicfm #MellowMagic 🌟🌟🌟Whispers 🌟Windows🌟Reasons to be Cheerful🌟Gentle Songs & Hot Chocolate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟@Snoopy 💙💙💙💙💙💙

@LynnParsonsUK @Snoopy Hi @LynnParsonsUK We’ve got our outdoor garden cabin all lit up for Christmas!

Come On In & Feel the Love ❤️from 8pm Whispers🌟Windows🌟Gentle Songs & Bells🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟@Snoopy