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@jimmyfallon My Dad said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me." #DadQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!

@jimmyfallon My Dad said, "don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me. " #DadQuotes

I was out to dinner with my dad and the waiter asked if he wanted still or sparkling, and my dad said, “I don’t drink water.” #DadQuotes

@interesting_aIl Really? Are they gonna confiscate the porn magazines hidden under mattresses next?

The UK demands tech firms scan every devices' messages, images, and videos They claim it will stop children from viewing, sharing, or creating nude imagery

@benwhitelaw73 Without the overpriced car insurance

Charcoal is like driving a car

@realapp Meaningless. Spurs will win

Teams are 37-1 when taking a 3-1 series lead in the NBA Finals 🤯

@realapp SGA vibe.

Free throw attempts at halftime: 23 — Knicks 6 — Spurs

@NBAonReal Spurs to Knicks.🎶

The Knicks are waiving the white flag 😭

@realapp 🎶 I wish I was special. But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...🎶

Dylan Harper is special

@realapp Lower than Shaq's?

Mitchell Robinson has the lowest FT% by any player in NBA playoff history (36.4%) 😬

@benwhitelaw73 I feel bad for the Yankees. Not.

Update for those of you who struggle with counting in single digits (Yankees fans mostly) Fewest wins against winning teams this season: 7 Yankees 8 9 Rockies, Twins 10 Reds, Astros The Yankees still far behind in the league. The sky is falling for them #analytics

@realapp LFG. USA

World Cup starts tomorrow 😍

@Ritzcrackers Some people have never had Toasted Everything RITZ Crackers. Sad. Please bring them back.

some of y’all never ate cheese with a little red stick as a child and it shows

@PolymarketHoops 🚨 BEAST MODE ACTIVATED 🚨

Victor Wembanyama in the Finals: 29.0 PPG 9.7 RPG 3.3 APG 5.0 STL + BLK (!!) 47/32/83%

@benwhitelaw73 Ya gotta slip in a birds aren't real reference

Year 2

@PolymarketHoops I would protect myself in this situation. I would rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6.

@realapp Because Wemby matters

Wemby happened.

@realapp Not normal is the new normal

This is NOT normal for a 22 y/o 😭

@FeverStats @IndianaFever The most most Caitlin Clark this season.

Most clutch threes this season: — Caitlin Clark Most threes from 30+ feet this season: — Caitlin Clark

@realapp Not too shabby for a bench player.

The highest rated play of her WNBA career 🤯

@FeverStats 🎶🎤 Oh say can you see...🎶

It’s beautiful 🥹