Andrew Haigh

@NE5westend @thehoweattack

Git up Laurent lad

@thehoweattack @fun88eng So close, yet so far!! 🫣

@fun88eng 5-1 Isak

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when #NUFC host Aston Villa tomorrow 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets tickets to a game at St James’ Park this season 🎟️🎟️ #NEWAVL | #AVFC | #PL

@decentpatter @C_Aisbitt need to up your game

To this day av not seen anyone get done as badly as this wee guy 😂😂

@thehoweattack @crazyclipsonly @iamnikhanlon 🤣 live scenes from blyth beach!!

@crazyclipsonly @iamnikhanlon @Haighmaker flashbacks?

Boat full of jellyfish

@thehoweattack @SundayShoutsFC 🤣 "catch it!!!"

@SundayShoutsFC @Haighmaker - normally you from 6yards!!!

When the Gaffer asks you to warm-up the goalkeeper.

This lad tripped over a wire just as Kane was about to take his penalty... 🤦‍♂️😂

@Lewi123 @SkySportsNews I agree Rodders!!!

@SkySportsNews Fucking hell, the soul of football is slowly being sucked away. I hate it

UEFA referees chief Roberto Rosetti has told match officials that asking for player autographs or their shirt is "simply unacceptable" and "a matter of dignity."

@sportbible @YourInstReplay @thehoweattack

Who does this goalkeeper remind you of? 🤔👇 📹 @YourInstReplay

Neil Lennon when he realised Rangers could win the title against Celtic next month...

@Billy3Blyth @lee_ryder It's not needed with Hendrick's creativity in the middle creates more than enough chances!!

#nufc Darlow, Manquillo, Schar, Lascelles, Lewis, Hayden, Shelvey, Hendrick, Almiron, Wilson, Carroll. Subs: Dubravka, Longstaff, Joelinton, Saint-Maximin, Ritchie, Gayle, Krafth, Fraser, Murphy.

Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, just behind Boris Johnson.

Phillip Schofield after 27 years of marriage:

I've watched this 342 times

If you watch anything today, watch an entire hood on lockdown in Brooklyn rapping Juicy by the notorious B.I.G. Juicyyyy !

@mcharlton91 Congrats marra!!! Little diamond!!! ✌🏻👌🏻

After a long couple of days I finally got me first proper cuddle of my boy 💙💙💙

Haters will say Haaland has been photoshopped... #WednesdayMotivation

Anyway here it is again. Edited to just show @alanshearer dad dancing celebration.

@NFergs2306 Does he?

Ant streams for the match?