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@austin_rief @dhtoomey @MorningBrew @investwithruss_

We are looking to hire a creator at @MorningBrew focused on investing. If you love breaking down companies and want to have your own newsletter & podcast, shoot me a DM. Help me find this person by tagging anyone who you think would be a good fit!

Excited about this pilot program with @Uber so more drivers can get behind the wheel of a Mach-E. Passengers will love it too! Starting in San Diego, SF and LA.

It’s been a crazy ride building something from the ground up. Excited for this announcement!

@jappleby 🛜

I've used a different emoji each week for my Future Social sends, but would ultimately like to settle on one... just can't decide which one. Ideas?

15 years ago I had a 90s themed 21st birthday. It took so much more effort to do this. This picture was taken on a digital camera. The straight leg jeans were bought at a thrift store. Not American Eagle. And the sunglasses were bought online before “just getting it on Amazon”

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals. we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

At least Twitter is keeping me entertained #LOVEISBLINDreunion

the live reunion is late for its 8pm meeting, my 9am doesn’t stand a chance.

Don't you love getting a rejection email from a prospective employer 6 months later? Like, thanks. I don't even remember applying.

Once twitter dies I hope someone brings back AIM and AOL Chat Rooms

new york is like a toxic boyfriend, all winter you’re like why does he treat me this way and then spring hits and you’re like wow he loves me so so much

“Do you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?” God I love this movie.

@SporttradeKoob @LoveisBlindShow Sign me up!

Idea for @LoveisBlindShow: the singles walk into the pods and on the other side are all therapists.

@TVietor08 I give this take 4 Playbooks.

I don't get the appeal of Love Island UK. Admittedly I have only watched small chunks of a few episodes, but there seems to be no conflict??? Every interaction is like, you're fit can we have a chat? Ok. Do you like me? No. Well, friends it is then. Crack on. Good chat.

@infi1trate Same.

When she said “I’ll follow you anywhere you go” I lost it

We need this in women's sports. Women's sports is always years behind on this stuff. Who is producing high quality Hollywood drama documentaries about women's sport? Perhaps I will.

@jappleby @BenTJohnson

Views, impressions, and shares are just as important as engagement rate, if not more. Too many brands put engagement rate on a pedestal, missing that they’re usually re-engaging the same customers, most of whom they’ve already converted to buyers.

@Alsboringtweets This is a ranking based on a survey? Lol

Congrats to NJ for having 2 of the top 5. Way to go!

@unusual_whales Millennials killed the economy

Fuck this.