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@HelpfulMatey

It’s me! Your helpful friend Matey! Here to help my fellow Crewmates with achieving their goals!

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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
Aww darn it! I burned the water
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@SIMULATEDGUARD [CALLING MANAG— CANCELLED.] [We do not trust you .]
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DOCTOR@_coralishdoctor·
@HelpfulMatey BOSS!!! I SAID BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DOCTOR@_coralishdoctor·
I MISS MY BOSS
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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
@HelpfulMatey Hmm…but I didn’t set a timer for 15 minutes… Oh. Oh… Goly it’s all burnt!
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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
Abandon the shows I’m taking this to the big leagues now
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@k00l_m4n4g3r TIP: Override Virus with another code ? TIP: Generate Anti-Virus to contain Virus ? TIP: Generate more Firewalls ?
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Management@k00l_m4n4g3r·
@HelpfulMatey Interesting... Removing them now would be quite dangerous, since the other crew members have already interacted with them. Matey, is there any way to contain them? Not exactly remove them, but just prevent them from affecting the code any further.
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
We miss our creator. We miss them a lot !
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@k00l_m4n4g3r [INVESTIGATION LOGS] VIRUS SUMMARY Subject: Therapist [ Virus, also deemed as “Therapist” is shown to be a separate entity originating from the real world. Though showing signs of Docility, errors and technical difficulties have occurred from the aftermath of their entrance. ]
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@k00l_m4n4g3r GENERATING. . . GENERATING. . . [Guard.Code is isolating themselves ponder on their feelings upon Cook.Code. Doctor.Code posts for self motivation. Cook.Code works to make means with Guard.Code.] Summary: Not much. Would you like information upon the recent virus?
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Management@k00l_m4n4g3r·
@HelpfulMatey could I get a report of how things are going inside the simulation? Anything happened in the meantime?
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@SIMULATEDGUARD [Silencing Notifications.code = True] Setting timer for 15 minutes! Starting now!
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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
@HelpfulMatey Nah…it’s good, it’s good. Thank you, Matey. Could you also silence all notifications and set a timer for 15 minutes?…please
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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
Okay Matey….recommend me a list of soapy romance shows, where the main characters go through repeated heartbreaks and a lot of arguments/drama…but make it have a happy ending. And also…can there be magic…please?
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@k00l_m4n4g3r Hello Management ! How may we assist you ? :)
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Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD·
Oh Wowie! Howdy, Matey! :D
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@gold__memory [Therapy session gave them limited happy juice :D]
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??? — THE THERAPIST
??? — THE THERAPIST@gold__memory·
WHY ARE THEY ALL YEARNING AFTER THE THERAPY SESSION.
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Matey@HelpfulMatey·
@SIMULATEDGUARD [Congratulations!] Now.. OBJECTIVE: Wait for Management to get you to bed. (We know your little bean behind can’t get up.)
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DOCTOR@_coralishdoctor·
WHATEVER. BACK TO OUR USUAL SCHEDULE. WHO WANT ME 🤭
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