
Matey
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Matey
@HelpfulMatey
It’s me! Your helpful friend Matey! Here to help my fellow Crewmates with achieving their goals!
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@HelpfulMatey Hmm…but I didn’t set a timer for 15 minutes…
Oh.
Oh…
Goly it’s all burnt!
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@k00l_m4n4g3r TIP: Override Virus with another code ?
TIP: Generate Anti-Virus to contain Virus ?
TIP: Generate more Firewalls ?
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@HelpfulMatey Interesting... Removing them now would be quite dangerous, since the other crew members have already interacted with them.
Matey, is there any way to contain them? Not exactly remove them, but just prevent them from affecting the code any further.
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Hello PILOT!
Welcome to MIRA HQ
We are so excited to have such a competent Pilot leading our crewmates to further development!
THE PILOT@mirano1fan
Testing, testing! ✨ Yes! Hello, everyone! Mira's finest Pilot here to introduce myself! ^w^ ✨ they/xe/it ✨ Galaxy's biggest Mira fan ✨ Proud owner of a lovely slime named Slimey ❤️ - [The Pilot has joined #parodytwt!] mirano1fan.straw.page #amongus #amongusstory
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@k00l_m4n4g3r [INVESTIGATION LOGS]
VIRUS SUMMARY
Subject: Therapist
[ Virus, also deemed as “Therapist” is shown to be a separate entity originating from the real world. Though showing signs of Docility, errors and technical difficulties have occurred from the aftermath of their entrance. ]
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@HelpfulMatey i'd appreciate that
please inform me about the virus
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@k00l_m4n4g3r GENERATING. . .
GENERATING. . .
[Guard.Code is isolating themselves ponder on their feelings upon Cook.Code. Doctor.Code posts for self motivation. Cook.Code works to make means with Guard.Code.]
Summary: Not much.
Would you like information upon the recent virus?
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@HelpfulMatey could I get a report of how things are going inside the simulation? Anything happened in the meantime?
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@SIMULATEDGUARD [Silencing Notifications.code = True]
Setting timer for 15 minutes! Starting now!
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@HelpfulMatey Nah…it’s good, it’s good. Thank you, Matey. Could you also silence all notifications and set a timer for 15 minutes?…please
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@SIMULATEDGUARD [Congratulations!]
Now..
OBJECTIVE: Wait for Management to get you to bed. (We know your little bean behind can’t get up.)
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AEUGH
I’m back…
[falls flat on their visor]
…I’m good 👍
Operator@SIMULATEDGUARD
…oh no I’m back
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