Mike! (Is Sleepi)

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

I didnt watch WWE during the bloodline but DAMN have Roman's teeth always been that white?

Straight up Dave'n it. And by it, let's just say.... Erm My David ooh I'm David ooh I'm David and ooh I'm David David, do you not?I didn't say dave, david, my david ooh.I'm david ooh.

@MTGCal First in line for pre-orders

this shirt with this quote on the back

@MTGSecretLair Excited to see [SOLD OUT] by the time I can buy! I love artificial scarcity 😁😁😁😁😁

The Secret Lair Dandân Deck has surfaced. This fan-favorite format is now a fully playable two-player deck built around one unforgettable blue Fish, featuring brand-new Dandân art, from Kelogsloops, for the first time since 2006. Available now through the Chaos Vault 🐟

@OptcgUnc Idk how intentional this is, but you can currently solve any problem in 1 guess (8 points) by buying the set number and just searching it. May be better to replace it with just the set instead?

Can you guess this card? 🏴‍☠️ I made a daily card guessing game to test your OPTCG knowledge Let me know what you think 👇 optcg.now/guesser

Neat

Bad night to be a Busch Light…. #victorybeers 😎

@MTGCal Got Needle done myself ~4 years ago at this point as my first tattoo. Definitely my personal fave

Promised myself when I had a traditional job again I'd get another one of these done by Josh (in black n grays tho because I'm boring). Pretty much inches away from signing on the dotted line for a solid salaried job that'll give consistent financial stability again so... p1p1?

The Rad Superdrop is here! [Everyone liked that] magicsecretlair.com

My album is done.

Starting my 1st day back at work with explaining to my co-workers that I flew to orlando to watch a bunch of giant pop-tarts get sacrificed to a giant toaster after the Mormon football team beat my Alma Mater

GT could get their opponent to a 3rd and 95 and somehow Blake Gideon will call the worst play ever and give up the 1st down

@mimscosara Pudding

This series is growing ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡ My leaders cards so far. This is your chance to suggest the next ones 👀💖 Shares are appreciated 💖 . . . #optcg #leaders #nami #corazon #zoro #ONEPIECE

Telling people "I leave work after dark" When it gets dark out at like... 4pm

@HomefieldApparl Not including this in the cover photos is a travesty this goes so hard

The Gamebreaker Jacket. Available for 66 schools. Dropping 11/7. homefieldapparel.com/pages/gamebrea…

@NotCoachJohnson Maybe it's paranoia, but importantly Steiner did not actually win that match at Sacrifice 😨

they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at this offense, you look at our defense and you can see that statement just isn't true. Two separate studies from the Georgia Tech Research institute and KPMG independently found that in a normal game, a team has a 50/50 chance of winning. Factor in that we have Haynes King and the team's production metrics are above average. Statistically , NC State has a 25% chance, at best, to beat us. Factor in Jamal Haynes, your chances of winning decrease to 12.5% So wolfpack, the data scientists took your 12.5% chance, deducted our 75% chance of winning, resulting in your negative 62.5% chance of winning Saturday night. But then they compiled our 75% chance of winning with our extra 50% chance of winning and they found we have a 137.50% chance of winning on Friday. See wolfpack, the numbers don't lie, and they spell doom for you... on prime time.

@MTGSecretLair Happy 9:01 to everyone who celebrates

Bring your favorite PlayStation game characters from your console to your playmat! Get the SL x PlayStation Superdrop NOW. Press Start ▶️ magicsecretlair.com

To the person next to me at the Chainsaw Man premiere, thank you for being so emotive. No joke watching you dumbfounded at the ending made the movie 10x better. And to the guy who was playing FGO in front of me, thank you for waiting till the credits to do daily missions

A truly timeless tweet