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Not as entertaining as the time I was on Jerry Springer but this TV appearance was a lot less embarrassing for my family.
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@Sprocket12A @NetAesthetic @shakashaka9999 @EmmaVigeland @DontWalkRUN If that dude was on tv calling people horny we’d absolutely be making the same jokes. Don’t be so much of a sheep you can’t see that & feel the need to defend someone jerking off a guy in front of a room full of kids.
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Didn't you get caught jerking a guy off during the Beetlejuice musical?
Jon Michael Raasch@JMRaasch
Boebert: “Why is everybody so horny here”
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Despite Trump’s bragging about blocking the Strait of Hormuz, numerous Chinese tankers have sailed right through—without any consequences from the US.
China says it has its own agreements with Iran, and that their tankers WON’T be touched. And so far, the US is letting China do what it wants.
The reality: The US isn’t actually blockading anything. Trump’s talk about closing the strait is just projection—projecting that we’re winning when we’re not, and projecting that we’re not begging Iran to reopen the strait.
The Trump administration doesn’t have a winning strategy, or even a basic strategy at all…
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I think I read something about this in a book once
Breaking911@Breaking911
Tens of thousands of bees have suddenly swarmed across parts of Israel, prompting authorities to warn residents and shop owners to keep doors and windows closed.
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As an Amazon Prime member I would like to thank the supervisors and Jeff Bezos for their commitment to getting the job done
I pay for and expect 2 day shipping not workers standing around staring at a dead body delaying my package
Incredible customer service
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion. Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor. One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”
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Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…
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@JonRothstein BYU and Kentucky swapping players like Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
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Context: United States envoys to The Vatican reportedly made threats to the papacy over their opposition towards continued military conflict in Iran, imploring them to support the war (earlier the Pope himself strongly condemned the president's threats to completely annihilate Iran)
Reportedly a US official, during the closed door meeting, lectured the Catholic Church and invoked the "Avignon Papacy", a period of time during which the French monarchy used military force to bend The Pope to their wishes.
Quoted as saying "America has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world; The Catholic Church had better take its side." Which reportedly was so shocking to Vatican officials they had canceled a planned visit by The Pope.
JD Vance, a devout Catholic who just published a book on his conversion, was notably one of the last people to see the previous Pope alive, leading to conspiracies he may have had something to do with his demise only a few days later.
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I think it’s better to not be known than to be known as the guy who posted cp and put his watermark on it
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives@dom_lucre
Nobody knows you. Your own party thought you were a nobody that’s why you’re for grifting my people now. You’re old washed up and never had your moment. I’d be mad too if I was single without a family while being chopped. You’re a failure not because of your income but because you never found a man to make that irrelevant.
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"So you have 45k in credit card debt and your only source of income is your TikTok account?"
"Yes, Dave."
"And you paid Dom Lucre $15k for a '🔥🚨BREAKING' post to promote a video of you twerking on a cop car?"
"It do be that way, Mr. Ramsey"
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🚨🤯 Dom Lucre's pricing rates for various post Comments $2,500 Retweets $4,989 Quote Tweets $6,600 Non-News Posts $9,800 🔥🚨 BREAKING/DEVELOPING post $15,000+ Monthly Contracts $50k - $890k
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