- Room & Parlour Controller -

It costs nothing to treat your partner right; for God's sake, that’s your partner.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

To toast girl now dey do me like say I wan put myself for problem. 😭 😂

every woman's love is tied to something she's benefitting from you.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

If you ever want to be healthy, take your sleep seriously.

University and their obsession to check ID Cards EVERYDAY. Like Why will i come to someone else's Uni. at 8 in the morning??

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

@YoriOlajide No one is exempt, not even the gatekeepers 😁

I don’t have the data to back this claim but hey I want believe that one of the roles where people get rejection emails is HR.

Call me crazy but I will sell Kai Havertz for Julián Alvarez

2 new pussies

If I ask for a booty rub, I want my pussy played with...Don’t act dumb.🙄

@Emjenny605 In reality, nothing will happen. No one is going anywhere. Arsenal fans are one of the most loyal fans in world football. Next season, we’ll all be back again like nothing happened.

Good morning to everyone on earth except Mikel Arteta.

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Arsenal's next opponent Sporting CP are unbeaten in 23 consecutive league games.

I buy keeper 70m sell am for you 5m You no suppose suspect say something dey behind am??🤣🤣🤣

Are we sure that Arteta isn't working for Guardiola?

na who never go 1004 go think say na classy place

Knowing Arsenal there’s a chance we lose the league and reach the ucl final only to lose that too

Being friends with an ex doesn’t make you as mature as you think it does. Quite the opposite actually.