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@Ihaverealprobs
i will single handedly fix Africa if I have to. nicki i love u 🫶🏽
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@PopBase @ChappellRoan Wants to throw security guard under the bus this fucking bitch
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@yungnstackin Im taking a break from this app starting today. I just realised i wake up to smack someone on this app. There are unlimited facts and expressions of reality that will literally make you sick here with anger. Boycotting isn’t enough. Shaming isn’t enough. Unless it becomes law
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@Alloysious_x A hoe wife??? What is that?😂 a wife who wasn’t a virgin when you met?
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A virgin wife is more likely to cheat in marriage than a hoe wife.
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
Drop a bitter truth.
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@destiny_ndlovu There’s always a bitch on the wrong side
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@matigary Ma subsidies totomanzwira muma textbook bc word iroro harimo muvocabulary mavo. Subsidies where? Not here. not in Zim bro
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The only way for government to cushion citizens from the fuel price hike pain is to cut back on government taxes and levies.
Based on the costs mechanism in place:
•Everyone should tighten their belts, government included.
•Cut back on taxes and levies. If this happens, fuel can go down to under $2 per litre for both diesel and petrol.
•Petrol would be far much cheaper if it wasn’t blended. It makes little sense under the current global energy environment for all petrol vehicle drivers to carry the Green Fuels burden. Green Fuels is adding value to no one except Billy Rautenbach.
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@tonnie_montana Ndosaka makaroiwa nana mai nanatete nanambuya bc hamufunge zvakanaka. Midnight usiku hunozikanwa nemuroyi wako asi iwewe zviri pasi pako izvozvo? Yaaa makapusa sterek 🤞🏾

Ndakazoona kuti ipropaganda yakauya nevanhu vasina kumbobvira vadzidza zvema timezones
J E T H R O 🇿🇼@Brian___Jethro
Why do we "think" that midnight prayers work better than any other time of the day? 🤔

@iamscrummy_ It’s just nail polish. Buy organic if you’re afraid of toxins
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@yoghurtbae @DandaroOnline It’s there now because i complained you bitch. You all deserve your misfortunes bc what the fuck are you defending? Why are you questioning me you fuck face
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#dandarostreets A woman who had earlier appealed for help to locate her missing husband and their five-month-old baby has received devastating news after both were found dead.
The infant’s body was discovered buried under a heap of soil, while the father’s body was located a few metres away.
Preliminary indications suggest the father may have killed the baby before taking his own life. Authorities are yet to release an official statement as investigations continue.
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@khanadan99 Oh beautiful so beautiful 😍 magical even wow
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@begottensun Who are you to declare what Zimbabwe needs and what it doesn’t?
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Good morning. Ai agents have democratised app development. They will keep getting better. Heads up:
Zimbabwe does NOT need another Taxi Hailing App
Tinder and Grindr already work in Zim and therefore does NOT need another dating app.
Zim doesn’t need an alternative to AirBNB or Bookings
Just cos you can doesn’t mean you should build your “idea” unless you have a real use case and business behind it.
Before you prompt your version of UberEats, first get all the restaurants to sign up, get your logistics in order … the app is NO Longer the bottleneck. It’s now the cheapest part.
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God does not pity single mothers he partners with them.Strength is not formed by perfect structure but by God’s presence. Ishmael was not raised in a perfect home, he was born in rejection, conflict and separation but in Genesis 21:17-20 God stayed with the boys and their mother. Happy Sunday.



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@Ihaverealprobs @DandaroOnline Ibvai pano kani netuma standards twenyu.
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@BambuluMen Now imagine the false accusations she’ll make in her adult life after being rejected by a guys she wants?
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Now imagine how many lies she told against this boy for them to put a camera in the room
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
A sister blamed her brother after breaking the bed rails but the camera caught her lying 😭
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@pencils1234 @nickmangwana Ahh uri duzvi hako just making noise. No one gives a shit about you and your job. Level re argument yako is beneath me bitch
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@Ihaverealprobs @nickmangwana Please find out usati wazvinyadzisa American students only take 3/4 subjects. Imi zve ku zimbabwe ndimi muri sharp munoita 6 subjects

“Schools have since been directed not to accept examination fees for subjects exceeding a maximum of nine subjects for O’level and three subjects for A’Level, with candidates who have already paid for extra subjects set to be reimbursed”
heraldonline.co.zw/govt-caps-exam…
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@pencils1234 @nickmangwana Tiri kutaura zvenyika iwe ukutaura zvepay check yako. I think tasiyana hedu. Im not talking from a position of desperation and survival like you. This is a national issue and gvt wants to place limitations on people because they know the value. Iwewe you’re not fit to lead anyone
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@Ihaverealprobs @nickmangwana I insists universities only need 3 subjects at a level . Hahahaa my degree enhanced me in a lot of ways . Mari yangu ndinayo&it comes from that degree so yeah it enhanced me with my 14 points from 3 science subjects at a level imi muchingwaya . Manje muchaita sei gvt yati kwete
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@pencils1234 @nickmangwana Hapana akubvunza kuti ku university kunodiwei. When it comes to workers, we have an abundance of those, you included nepay check yako. No ingenuity could ever survive with people like you. You’re the perfect worker, we need to move away from producing workers only.
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@pencils1234 @nickmangwana And you’re so naive to still want to inherit whatever systems they have in developed countries that are best suited for their own people. You’re not educated enough.
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@Ihaverealprobs @nickmangwana Iwe developed countries Hauna zvakadaro. 3 subjects is enough. Intake form repa uz wakamboriona here. They only list 3 subjects. Zvimwe zvinhu very useless. Which degree requires you to have all these four, tinyepere tinzwe. Ucharishandisa kupi
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