Jon

@dashbonda Subhunting in subterranean tubes. 🎉

@Im_Jon Forever and always

I love being the hot girl with a bouquet of roses on the tube

@dashbondar Mommy Coming?

Don’t call me Mommy or I might cum

@IvyRoseNYC Whenever I have a chance to buy a home, a library room will be on the priority list.

@dashbondar 🎤🎶When I see you sent some,

I automatically start touching myself whenever I see someone has sent me money

@dashbonda Might need two hands. 👐

I’ve been carrying these around all day, can you give me a hand?

@AbundantMischi1 I feel like this may require testing. Double-blind(fold) testing. With strict controls. And repeated trials.

Currently helping my friends move, while also mentally assessing which of the built-in compartments in their new home seem big enough to fit a person inside, if I tied them up tightly enough

@dashbonda Okay - now that's just some amazing magic there.

@Im_Jon We all threw around what we were supposed to and just managed to get that perfect number

You get 9 beautiful women together for brunch and we put down $666 by pure happenstance

@dashbonda I can only imagine a bunch of people counted the cash in their minds and realized that it was at $660 of cash on the table ...

@Im_Jon I’m sure who put down the five and the one but it was quite the laugh

@SeraphinaCox Attached to a collar?

Just follow my lead, pretty boy 😘

@DashaBondNYC And now I really need to arrange to visit Toronto again to see and reconnect with a lovely friend and visit @NB_Leather again for a shopping date.

@DashaBondNYC In the end, I love it all and am grateful for whatever finery a partner chooses to wear for her/themself - I merely benefit in a secondary, if appreciated, way from their amazing tastes.

Which gets you more excited?

@Im_Jon It’s actually happened before 😅🤭

I love walking past men on the phone and making them stutter 🤭