Jon Hamm

I know. Neither one of us can help it.

First time I've ever bombed. It wasn't as terrible as they say. Or maybe I'm incapable of failing even at failing. youtube.com/watch?v=8Agorc…

I'm on the #ArcherFX season finale tonight, because it was literally the only thing that could make the show perfect, and I'm generous.

It's ok, you can say it - I was magnificent.

Five days until the #MadMen season premiere. How are you counting down? If the answer isn't "dieting," well... I shouldn't have to say it.

Only one more week until the #MadMen season premiere. And five more weeks until we get the smell of walkers out of the network.

The rumors of my endowment have been greatly understated.

April 7. So close you can taste it. Tastes like success. And gin. And like a hint of bile. #MadMen

Out with the old, in with the Hamm.

A good New Year's resolution for you would be to stop trying to make the word "Hammsome" catch on. It's... embarrassing. For everyone.

It's not that the Mayans were wrong, they just failed to take into account the gods' unwillingness to destroy perfection like mine.

Be sure to give thanks for everything you take for granted, once you're finished with your speech giving thanks for the wonder that is me.

I know the urge to write me in on your ballot is overwhelming. Believe me, I know. So if you aren't in a swing state, go for it.

1,000 followers on Emmy day. To all my supporters who are rooting for me and for Mad Men tonight, I'd just like to say you're welcome.

I regret nothing. Except maybe letting Rudd win. The only thing worse than his whining is his gloating. Apparently. stitcher.com/s/player.php?A…

There is a gold medal for awesomeness, but modesty prevents me from allowing NBC to air the ceremony. I would say "competition" but come on.

Obviously you have all the Mad Men DVD box sets, but if you have Dish and want to see next season as it airs, go here: keepamcnetworks.com

It was only "Comedy Bang!" before I showed up.

I can't play every strong, mysterious, brilliant, handsome, complex, and flawed man on television, but apparently I can play the only one.

If you think this week's episode was about how unfair life is for women, you're missing the point: it's unfair for everyone. Or so I'm told.