Just this guy, you know?

Doctor: It’s a beautiful bouncing baby boy! Me: first off way to assign gender, second let’s be honest this child is mid at best, third *I grab the kid and try an experimental dribble* yeah it barely bounces at all, just as I thought. Hon, you wanna name it? I don’t really care

Or I am. I hope I’m not. Love to the people I’ve been able to vibe with the most. Love to the rest as well. I’m not coming back.

So I really, really fucking hope I find some other way to change. I’d really like to find somewhere I belong, somewhere I can trim off the dead branches and let the new growth come in. Definitely isn’t here. These sites, the format is intrinsically toxic.

I can’t keep going like this. Idk if it’s these sites—Twitter and bsky—or if getting Covid last year broke something in me or what, but my lowest point has gotten so much lower. I can’t keep doing what I’m doing. I can’t keep feeling what I’m feeling. Something needs to change.

@jkrispiwithani I would kiss the ring of whoever wrote that. My god. Beautiful.

@jkrispiwithani Wtf this is a mind worm, it almost made me do it

*stares intently at post, scrolls away*

@postingtime I…I like when he calls me “buddy”

i love this game

Since this blasted app never shows my longer posts to anyone, here’s a single post to say: I just wrote a thread asking for suggestions figuring out what’s wrong with my guts. I’ll add it below in a sec. Here’s the very cute cross stitch I just finished for the algo. 🙃

@lporiginalg Since you’re yet another bluecheck who thinks a pfp of a Greco-Roman sculpture makes him look smart: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

(johnny cash voice) i gooned myself today

@love2gopee ffs stupid draft system pfp of a Greco-Roman statue makes him look cool: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

@jkrispiwithani You coulda got the DEETS

i just. i just handled it SO WRONG.

@love2gopee Relevant because it’s yet another dipshit who thinks a pfp of a

@jkrispiwithani I mean besides it literally being a beast it’s a beast in that it’s extremely effective

@jkrispiwithani That thing’s a beast in Ark

not that you asked, but my favorite dinosaur is the therizinosaurus.

Fuuuuuckin, nvm. I don’t want to wake up at 4:00 am because my body takes going to bed early as some kind of personal slight

Trying this tonight

@arianek I meeeaaannn, you can use the browser instead I do. It’s livable.

Aughh every time my phone whirs it’s like Elon is shooting a spitball at the back of my head. There’s really no way to turn this off?? 🤦‍♀️

Can everyone please move to the other platform asap? I know it’s not as nice a UX - but this hellhole is full of trolls and generally mean people, never shows my personal threads to anyone anymore, and now has started making this horrible whirring noise when I reload my feed.

@jkrispiwithani It’s been doing that

follower notifs is turned on what the fuck where did 4 of you come from why was i not alerted.