Inteligent Idiot
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Inteligent Idiot
@IntlligentIdiot
This is me trying to be funny. It doesn't always work.














🚨BREAKING: Iran declares NVIDIA, Microsoft, Google, IBM, Oracle, and Palantir offices and data centers legitimate military targets >their technology has been used for military applications ITS HAPPENING


Dear Ilhan Omar, I spoke with Poison Control. Their instructions were very clear and you didn’t follow any of them They said If you are sprayed with an unknown substance: • Get to fresh air immediately • Do not touch your face • Remove contaminated clothing • Rinse skin and eyes with running water for 15 minutes • Wash with soap and water • Seek medical attention right away • Call Poison Control for guidance: 1-800-222-1222 You didn’t do anything on this list because it was staged.









imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they watch Netflix with subtitles














