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Eating front is the craziest way ive seen oral sex described where do they say this

Sometimes, the final score doesn’t tell the whole story. Despite @IlliniMBB losing in the @MFinalFour this past Saturday, this loss stung for Brad Underwood (@CoachUnderwood ). I knew letting him have the floor was the best bet, which has now been seen by millions. This video, though, is the full, unedited answer most have yet to see…until now!! #Illini #marchmadness #Illinois #UConn 📹 @IlliniAthletics and @MarchMadnessMBB

Fuck why can’t I think of shit like this

What seemed like a normal interaction leads to something much more sinister

Former NBA Champion Iman Shumpert spoke about Keaton Wagler on his podcast: "Young talented, I'm better than you. Someone's going to enjoy having him on their team"

one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven't been the same since.

Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena

@rforan23 If you actually believe this i feel sorry as fuck for you man

Likely returners for the ‘26-‘27 season: Ty Rodgers Andrej Stojakovic Zvonimir Ivisic Tomi Ivisic David Mirkovic Jake Davis Not a bad start…

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends "i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth" and my mom turned to me and said "well we know who the gay one is" and they heard her and none of them have said a word

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t want to talk when they get off of work. Please

not really my cup of pee sorry

#Illini freshman David Mirkovic when asked if he could be the leader of this team if he comes back: “Yeah.” “I would say a dangerous summer is in front of me and a dangerous season, I know I have so, so, so much room for improvement”

@Geekb1615 Right on the tongue buddy. Don’t be a bitch.

ADHD person about to make a mistake: “I’ll put my drink in the freezer so it cools faster!”

Multiple U.S. scientists who worked on very sensitive research have gone missing or have been found dead 👀😳

🔥🚨BREAKING: This historian revealed and proved that Jesus existed outside of the Bible.

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.