Jack Pethurst

Get fucked Maguire that’s karma for Lacroix

Glasner out

@Wheddsta Sean Dyche to be the manager by the summer

WHAT ARE WE DOING???

@bertnffc @PalaceReport @DiMarzio @mil7iadis Please do

@PalaceReport @DiMarzio @mil7iadis should we do a cheeky £20m bid?

🚨 BREAKING: Milan's move for Jean-Philippe Mateta has fallen through, reports @DiMarzio

@drjcurran @jimdalycomedy No, he was just that good it felt like it 😂

@jimdalycomedy Got a feeling we played him as a winger too

Played 14 times for us on loan, still regarded by many as one of our best ever left backs.

Get him gone

Pino is absolute dog shit

Kerkez is absolutely honking

The way Glasner has Palace playing I think I'd get 20 goals in the Premier league in my prime. #CPFC

Jarred Gillet is the most easily influenced ref I’ve ever seen.

Thoughts on a strange derby. Benitez looks excellent. Pino and Uche will be good,once they get up to speed. Really not convinced by Sosa yet. I doubt we will see Esse for a long long time. #cpfc

Thank fuck we didn’t sign Pavlovic

@NealEdlin @CPFCHQ Same

@CPFCHQ Don’t know about your fans but we just really don’t care and just want to know what’s happening. #NFFC

The more I read about our case, the more I think we're staying in the Conference League. Textor's substantial financial input looks to cover the definition of decivise influence. The only saving grace is the use of common sense. Feels like a bit of a long shot now, no? #CPF

@WHUFCGeezer @UfatCuntUFC @The_Forty_Four Especially as a fan of a south london club you travel home south of the river with a train full of "gooners" on their way to Tunbridge Wells.

@UfatCuntUFC @The_Forty_Four Nothing to do with it being new, that doesn’t matter, it’s just tragically embarrassing from a club with its roots firmly South of the river singing about North London.

Rank these anthems from best to worst: 🔴 You’ll never walk alone ⚒️ I’m forever blowing bubbles 🔴 North London Forever ⚪️ Marching on together 🔵 Blue Moon

Kamada’s best game for Palace by a country mile

@ArthurFascia @theamazingjj_ None of them are lasting. They’ve now moved to Oneills which are the best quality ever.

@JPethurst @theamazingjj_ Ohh is it 😢

I’m pretty sure our deal with Macron is up in the summer so which kit provider would you like? Personally I would love Hummel or Adidas. Would also like us to go back to sash home kit with stripes used for away so something like this. ohh and let’s have collars back #cpfc

@theamazingjj_ @ArthurFascia I've had Hummel shirts when they were making Ayr United shirts and the quality is absolute shite.

@ArthurFascia Out of Adidas and Hummel I’d take Hummel all day. Adidas are just lazy now, come up with one template and just use it for everyone (Nike are the same).

@screamingalice1 Wayne Andrews

Who is the first player you think of when you see this shirt? #cpfc

MF's landing on that Delta flight like

Kamada #cpfc