Jake Stubbs

President Trump has full authority over the Vatican, and with Christ as his deputy, he’ll make sure the Pope is properly arrested for blasphemy against our political leaders.

Impressive scenes at St James’ Park for the Tyne-Wear derby ⚫⚪

I don’t want Sunderland to ever do well in fact I want them to crash and burn as a football club but they are so shit if they come up it’s a banker 6 points and 2 hilarious days right there

Bruno Guimaraes 🗣️ “I really wish I could be helping the team on the pitch today because we all know how much this fixture means to you and the city. “Instead, I’ll be supporting from the stands, with you, kicking every ball.”

Why would you lie like this, Just for attention I presume

Dearest Keir Donald Trump doesn’t want you anyway. Labour have lead the U.K. to become weak. We are a laughing stock on the world stage.

16 - Sunderland have lost 16/35 of their games under Régis Le Bris when they have more possession than their opponent, compared to just 8/49 when their opponent has more of the ball. Weakness.