Muhammed Ismail

The next few weeks could be the stuff of dreams. - End of this week: Arsenal win the League Cup. 👏 - Next week: No football, so I’ll probably just get married or something. 🤷‍♂️ - Week after: FA Cup semi-finalists. 👌 - 2 weeks later: Premier League Champions. 🎉 I am ready. 🫡

Be picky! whatever you want, exists

The answer is sabr, it's always sabr.

Can someone explain how Ramadan is flying and time is dragging at the same time??

Taraweeh with the sound of rain >>>

Weddings are not for us, it’s for our families

this is EXACTLY how someone you call a partner should treat you >>>>>

When you’re making dua for a good spouse, make sure to make dua to be a good spouse because that’s just as important.

“man I wish I had today off” me on my days off:

Diamonds are made under intense stress and pressure. 2025 was the year of intense stress and pressure. 2026 I will get my diamond inshaAllah.

Going for walks will change your life.

@TheSamosaRunner 💀💀💀

This old man is telling me that in the olden days marrying out of community of property used to mean when a memon married a kokni😭😭

When I say I work from home, this is what I mean (also from my bed)

I need a weekend

Maybe my back pain will be fixed by finding my missing rib

It's Jumuah, raining, and tahajjud time. What a great time to make dua. Please remember myself and my sickly parents in your duas.