Jake 🇨🇷

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Jake 🇨🇷

@JakeTS_

Dundee FC sufferer. Super sub @uwtbpodcast. Zero hour contract @sammonspizzeria.

Glenrothes, Scotland Entrou em Temmuz 2011

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Mctominay Zone@mctominay_HQ·21h

Scott mctominay with his mural 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥶

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VamosDundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽💙@VamosDundee·3d

Chatting tactics with the gaffer before the Sammon’s Pizzeria charity tournament on May 30th for andysmanclub. Donate to the link in my bio to support this amazing charity, and to get is a translator for the event ⚽️🍕

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·4d

@Nareystoepoker Galabov and Acquah for Dundee. We paid a fee for the latter. Shite.

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Narey's Toepoker@Nareystoepoker·5d

Starting to put together my longlist for the annual worst Premiership signings blog. Which of your team's players should be on my radar?

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VamosDundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽💙@VamosDundee·4d

He’d fucking leather you

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

TRUMP: Could I have taken Elvis in a fight? GRACELAND WORKER: I don't know? You might. I think he would've been respectful enough to let you win

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iTs CaLlEd StAnDaRdS

DPC 🇨🇷@DensParkChoir

2 bad seasons in the last 26 years btw 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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DPC 🇨🇷@DensParkChoir·16 Mar

⭐️BOY. AS YOU WERE. LG x

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·16 Mar

Btw. Mystic meg.

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@DundeeFC Do one goal. See what happens.

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Ashley Hay@ashleyhay_10·15 Mar

💙💙

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DPC 🇨🇷@DensParkChoir·15 Mar

Absolute Cinema.

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

Narrator: We did better.

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Totally devoid of ideas in the second half. United did their job superbly well after their goal. Bullshit penalty but that’s not an excuse for how bad we’ve been. McCracken making sure it’s not 5 or 6. Must do better.

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

@DundeeFC Do one goal. See what happens.

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Dundee Football Club@DundeeFC·15 Mar

Great save from McCracken to deny Russell. 84’ | 🔵 0️⃣ - 2️⃣ 🟠

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

@brougher1 In that particular instance i dunno what he’s meant to do with that pass back in all fairness

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Graeme Brough ✊@brougher1·15 Mar

Mccrakwnade some very very good saves in the 1st half. But fuck me he cannae kick a ball.

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

Glorified friendly anyhow 🌚

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

Never in a million years is that a pen

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·15 Mar

@pavelkennedy You’re my favourite influencer

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Pavel@pavelkennedy·14 Mar

Thanks for playing ‘Pumped in Perthshire’. Get home safe and stream some Bad Bunny on the drive home x

Ross County FC@RossCounty

We fall to a narrow defeat in Perth as St Johnstone win 1-0.

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·11 Mar

@kieran_ashton1 Not even saved my number man

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@JakeTS_

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kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪@kieran_ashton1·11 Mar

Aye fair enough

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·10 Mar

@Joxxter67 You say this like it’s a bad thing. Fuck the old firm.

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Ross 67🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇾🇪@Joxxter67·10 Mar

@JakeTS_ Scottish football would be Sunday league football, played in a local park with no one watching!

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·8 Mar

Scottish football would be so much better without those two awful clubs and fan bases.

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·10 Mar

We back

DPC 🇨🇷@DensParkChoir

NEXT UP ➡️ Time to be the bearer of obvious news! 📰 @DensParkChoir will take to the field again! @EthanHampton11 & @JakeTS_ are looking to build on the last tournaments performances. 💪🏻🇨🇵 Ethan Hamilton & Drey Wright if you could order them on Temu. 🤝🏻📝

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Jake 🇨🇷@JakeTS_·10 Mar

@KinningParkBear You’re fkn inbred

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Number 6@KinningParkBear·10 Mar

@JakeTS_ You're fkn illiterate

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