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@erinyahola Likewise darling ;-{)

@erinyahola Cure that homesickness and find out for yourself

If a couple dies from CO poisoning in a car, during intercourse, is that auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Introducing my latest venture: Suburban White Water Rafting! Temporary boat house is at Lightning Creek, SW 84th and Western.

@prohibitionroom "Hunger" dressing!?!? That sounds amazing! They say it's the best sauce.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a cool, refreshing summer treat.

@laceyy I'm not sure who you are or where you came from but I do.

If U are a cancer fighter, TWEET THIS on FF to @abolishcancer. Spread the word

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

My ring tone is spainish guitar and every time I get a call I let it ring so that I can have my own theme music.

http://twitpic.com/1efyoc - @djj2o Jesus died for your spins

Randomish tonight @baleoutphotos @edcrunk, Stoic, showbiz 2-1 beers

My common sense is missing. Last seen near NW Expressway and Council. Also missing: my dignity and an eel skin wallet. Reward for wallet.

Easter, its when we celebrate the Romans losing track of Jesus's body by eating brightly colored eggs from a rabbit. Yeah, that makes sense.

This snow is so pretty! If I was a snowflake I'd give more money to cancer research. Cause no one likes a snowflake with cancer.

My second favorite thing about St. Patrick's day? No one will judge you if you pass out on a park bench wearing leprechaun shoes pantless.

My favorite thing about St. Patrick's day? Convincing people that I AM, in fact, Irish by showing them my last last name on my I.D.

Does a person have to weigh a certain amount to celebrate Fat Tuesday? I hope not...

OKC go to @sapphireokc tonite because... http://yfrog.com/35lwhmj

Ihop at two in the morning = win!