At least itโs not like half your paycheck right ?
Elon Musk@elonmusk
I will probably end up paying over $500B in taxes, inclusive of death
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Telling people your plans can jinx it
โฐ@reeceollld
whatโs that superstition you believe in
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May unromantic men never meet me
๐ฆข@damnidc__
I love my man๐ฅน๐๐ โฆ my heart is so full!!!!!!!
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This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you
แฆ@stfnigg
anyway hereโs the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn ๐ฆ
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I wanna marry into a funcional family... when they have cookouts, game nights, holiday dinners and bday parties...I wanna be able to go get breakfast with my mother in law & go shopping with their siblings. I don't want it to be just "US" I want a family that's oriented.
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This is explicit confirmation that theyโre covering for Trump for anyone who still had doubts
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: ๐บ๐ธ US government deletes Epstein file with image of President Trump.
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the hottest thing a man can do is be gentle
๐@meishato
men have no idea how good gentleness looks on them
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To be worth the inconvenience.
โู@itsnwts
To be loved is to be considered. To be accommodated.
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I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.
Lyn๐ฆ@_ayandamay
What is your unpopular opinion about friends that will have you like this?
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anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you
แตแตแตสท@bellaislovely_
this guy is really fighting with me the night before my birthday. tchewwww.
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same group begging for your empathy rn btw
Pop Crave@PopCrave
A federal appeals court has allowed Donald Trump to defund Planned Parenthood.
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when you realize the most ATTRACTIVE features in a man are psychological maturity,problem solving ability,emotional intelligence and his ability to provide support,protection leadership and clarity.
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Canโt believe Iโve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots
terminally onฮปine ฮตngineer@tekbog
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
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