Jeff “Jiggy” Jagger

I am going to start watch Fox 4 News every night. #rocket

I once told a girl in high school that her friend was cute cause the girl trying to talk to me was fat. The girl got mad and said “she’s not even that cute”. Moral of the story is it’s always the fridge protecting the snacks #thoughtsonthecan

Just got in trouble at work #bang

@nse_burner Making up things for Twitter posts is weird. We know your ass didn’t have a date scheduled. #nuke

Had a date scheduled, showed up, waited 45 minutes, and she never showed. 4th time getting stood up this year. Why do I even try...

@taxevaderlisu Just did this at work. Good one.

@JeffJagger23 add “stretching legs after sitting for a while”

Heard we are dropping lists?!?

@Kyren2fast Got a hit a homerun somehow.

@JeffJagger23 Look at this guy we got a #sexhaver what a life

@albertcockard2 Good morning to her

Ass attack of the day #sober

@edward1mcdonald Frisco Indians are something else man

20 things I despise.

@LongJohn1962 I’m not sleeping tonight. Chick on the left definitely breaths out of her mouth.

Is this an ad for the Backrooms movie? #scared

@JaquariusBatt It could always get worse.

Happy Monday fuck my stupid chud life

@nse_burner I don’t want her to. Thanks.

@JeffJagger23 She wont fuck you

Kai trump is chopped

@TravisMcnut Must be big

Right on man

@TigersWoodjwg I’d buy you one any day.

Not making a list just know I’d happily get a beer with any of you guys #AllLove

Burners with less than 5 followers tweeting

@KingofRugrats She needs to lighten up

She removed me after this one. I gotta learn how to flirt better

@nse_burner @libsoftiktok This is what’s great about this country! Your self centered left leaning values make you despise every other opinion! We’re headed in a great direction!

@libsoftiktok Looks like the average republican voter

Meet Dejontay Wings, who was arrested by Baton Rouge Police in Louisiana after he allegedly broke into an oil change business and stole $200 from the safe.

@plunger__boy Close the yearbook. Aren’t you like 28? Get a job.

Rain ain’t gonna stop the Hog!

@nse_burner @libsoftiktok @HelloFresh Are you always this soft?

@libsoftiktok @HelloFresh Snowflake

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