Jonathan Kite
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Jonathan Kite
@JonathanKite
@erewhonmarket membership recipient | Oleg @2brokegirls | Johnny on Dad Stop Embarrassing Me @netflix | Elbow Model
Castle Greyskull Entrou em Mart 2010
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In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day
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Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions
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“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”
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I simply want to get our great people $2000, rather than the measly $600 that is now in the bill. Also, stop the billions of dollars in “pork”.
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PODCAST LISTENERS!
The newest episode of my podcast w/ @DarrellCHammond is out now! This week we’re joined by @JonathanKite & if you love impressions you’ll love this episode! Available on iTunes & Spotify!
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Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask
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M. NIGHT on KITE
#ElfontheShelfChallenge
elfontheshelf@elfontheshelf
@BethBehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher Popping in from my spot on the shelf to deliver the news from the North Pole myself! Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨ #ElfontheShelfChallenge
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@BethBehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher Popping in from my spot on the shelf
to deliver the news from the North Pole myself!
Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist
and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨
#ElfontheShelfChallenge
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@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Hey two time loser, my cartoon Trump will own your real ass anytime.
Written by @FrakThePerson @IllmacTV @Pass510
Voiced by @JonathanKite
Mix by @ChaseMooreMusic
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Governor Kemp (@BrianKempGA) is down 18 points in a recent poll. Don’t believe it, must be more!
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When you’ve been on hold for so long that you start singing along to the music
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