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You can't pray and worry...

At @kroger sold me some moldy waffles @eggo @KelloggsUS Sunday and today is my first time opening them. I’m so disappointed because it’s my autistic son’s comfort food. Now I no longer trust them.

WE GOING TO SEE USHERRRRRRR @JustCallMeElle

I haven’t reposted in centuries lmao but yessssssss

RIP Takeoff!

A new Takeoff mural has been added to the Atlanta Beltline near Old Fourth Ward. 🎨

@washingtonDICI Wait what lol

@washingtonDICI Girrrl I was appalled

Nah I think imma log out, I saw nigga get his ass ate on the side of the road. Yall are wild on here

Bitches been saying they was pregnant as an April fools joke since 900 B.C.!! Please get new material 🍅🍅🍅🍅

Good to see yall are still on here. Should I come back?

In recognition of KSU's lasting impact, Cobb County's famed Big Chicken will be replaced by the 56-foot-tall Big Owl. Situated between our campuses along Highway 41, the statue will serve as an inspiration for many generations to come. #BigChicken #FindYourWings #AprilFoolsDay

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@footlocker im trying to enter the raffle and I keep getting an authentication required message. How do I fix it?

Biden I just got a email about my student loans. They telling me the payment pause on student loans ends at the end of January. I’m going to have them email and call you because something must be wrong. I swear you told us you was canceling student loan debt.

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I got some tricks but imma add another to the clip. Thanks auntie 😂😂

The futuristic, white boy black boy swag era was a time to be alive okayyyy. 😂😂

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.