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@Kalu8a

Reality can be whatever I want

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Kalu@Kalu8a·
I suck at being mad as soon as I hit the weed 🍃💨idgaf no more 😂💯
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jay ®
jay ®@Jayydeennn·
being connected to god is a blessing
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draLly!¡🪐
draLly!¡🪐@_NYVKU7·
I burn cannabis, sage, and bridges whatever it takes to get away from negativity
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Biggie clips 👑
Biggie clips 👑@biggerboy111·
Joe just turned his last $500 into $175,000 on stake Original keno😳🔥
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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘
♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·
I fear my therapist may have found a way to hack my ADHD procrastination, she suggested scheduling a block of time daily in my calendar as 'Overthinking time.' 5-10 minutes where I can get all the anxious fatalistic thoughts out. And now I've scheduled it... I don't want to do it and keep putting it off in favour of doing other things. I'm now avoiding my overthinking by doing productive tasks fuuuuuck
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ASOSE@MarkOnClouds·
People think weed makes you slow. My ADHD was already doing Formula 1 laps before I smoked.
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Emre
Emre@emreofficialy·
Need 1000 active followers? 👀 Drop "HELLO" 👇❤️
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Otis
Otis@brianxotis·
Ghosting me doesn't work on me. Ima just assume God removed you from my life.
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BLACK CROW 🦅
BLACK CROW 🦅@C_R_O_W___·
Carrying the memory of what you used to love feels much heavier than the love itself.
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PauLARGE
PauLARGE@Paularge_23·
If your partner cheated once and genuinely regretted it, would you forgive them? 😬
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𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗
𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗@ilyhaden·
Her friends are real for cheering her to knock her out 👏🏽
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Lissa♥️♥️
Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7·
The next morning, the reality of what happened hit me. I woke up at 7:00 AM to his arm still draped over my waist, heavy and warm. It felt incredibly natural- which was exactly what terrified me. I’m a "protect my peace" kind of person. I don’t do messy. And sleeping with your gorgeous next-door neighbor is the definition of a high-risk gamble. So, I did what any rational person would do. I panicked. I carefully slid out from under his arm, threw on a robe, and made myself scarce. When he woke up a few minutes later, I was standing by the kitchen counter, looking completely put together (a total lie) and sipping coffee. "Morning," he muttered, his hair messy, looking entirely too attractive in the morning light. "Morning," I said, keeping my tone polite but breezy. "Coffee’s ready. But I actually have a super busy day, so..." He froze. He looked at the coffee cup, then at my guarded posture. The warmth in his eyes instantly cooled. "Right," he said, his voice flat. "Got it." He didn’t argue. He just grabbed his shirt.....
Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7

I’ve lived in this apartment building for two years and barely knew my neighbor in 4B. Until last night, when a blown fuse and a thunderstorms turned a polite "hello" into something that completely broke my brain. Here's why you should always keep a spare candle. 🧵 It started when the entire block went pitch black. No lights, no AC, just the heavy, humid heat of a summer storm rolling in. I opened my front door to check the hallway, and there he was. 6'2”, wearing gray sweatpants, and holding a dead flashlight. "Your power out too?" he asked. His voice was lower than usual, raspy. I held up my single, flickering vanilla candle. "Yeah. And this is all I’ve got." He looked at the flame, then down at me, his eyes dark in the shadows. "Mind if I share? It’s suffocating in my place."....

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Joshua🍁
Joshua🍁@Joshwins_all·
After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.
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@belikeski·
I hate loud noises and yet I play loud music
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LLONER 🦅🪐
LLONER 🦅🪐@eyojoel77·
I don't believe in revenge but I do believe if you entered my life with bad intentions and tried to take advantage of my kindness in any way, you will eventually reap what you attempted to sow.
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Bliss paradox
Bliss paradox@Blissparadoxl·
Sometimes you just have to accept the situation and say, it's okay. It happens, it's life.
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D.IRONHY
D.IRONHY@D_IRONHY01·
Wake up in the morning Pray Take your bathe Chop food Go your WhatsApp, post 'God is good' View people status No greet anybody Go offline Hit the streets
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Sword
Sword@aboysaysnoword·
A nonchalant person has no business around me and my big ass emotions.
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88⚡@new_jeff8ir·
The desire to win in life is something I put so much focus into , because I owe myself a lot .
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